<?xml version="1.0" encoding="iso-8859-1"?><rss version="1.0"><channel><title>Diary of Shashi Kumar</title><link>http://kingoflife.rediffiland.com/</link><description>Diary of Shashi Kumar</description><language>en-us</language><item><title>&quot;SAVING IS SIN, SPENDING IS VIRTUE&quot;</title><description><![CDATA[<P align=justify><FONT face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><FONT color=#000066> Japanese save a lot. They do not spend much. Also Japan exports far more than it imports. Has an annual trade surplus of over $100 billion. Yet Japanese economy is considered weak, even collapsing. Americans spend, save little. Also US import more than it exports. Has an annual trade deficit of over $400 billion. Yet, the American economy is considered strong and trusted to get stronger. <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><FONT face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><FONT color=#000066> <o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><FONT face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><FONT color=#000066> But where from do Americans get money to spend? They borrow from Japan, China and even India... Virtually others save for the US to spend. Global savings are mostly invested in US, in dollars. India itself keeps its foreign currency assets of over $50 billion in US securities. China has sunk over $160 billion in US securities. Japan's stakes in US securities is in trillions.<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><FONT face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><FONT color=#000066> <o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><FONT face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><FONT color=#000066> Result: The US has taken over $5 trillion from the world. So, as the world saves for the US, Americans spend freely. Today, to keep the US consumption going, that is for the US economy to work, other countries have to remit $180 billion every quarter, which is $2 billion a day, to the US! Otherwise the US economy would go for a six. So will the <SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>global economy. The result will be no different if US consumers begin consuming less.<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><FONT face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><FONT color=#000066> <o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><FONT face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><FONT color=#000066> A Chinese economist asked a neat question. Who has invested more, US in China, or China in US? The US has invested in China less than half of what China has invested in US. The same is the case with India... We have invested in US over $50 billion. But the US has invested less than $20 billion in India ... Why the world is after US?<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><FONT face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><FONT color=#000066> <o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><FONT face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><FONT color=#000066> The secret lies in the American spending, that they hardly save. In fact they use their credit cards to spend their future income. That the US spends is what makes it attractive to export to the US. So US imports more than what it exports year after year. The result: <SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>The world is dependent on US consumption for its growth. By its deepening culture of consumption, the US has habituated the world to feed on US consumption. But as the US needs money to finance its consumption, the world provides the money. It's like a shopkeeper providing the money to a customer so that the customer keeps buying from the shop. If the customer will not buy, the shop won't have business, unless the shopkeeper funds<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>him. The US is like the lucky customer. And the world is like the <SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>helpless shopkeeper financier. Who is America's biggest shopkeeper financier? Japan of course. Yet it's Japan which is regarded as weak. Modern economists complain that Japanese do not spend, so they do not grow. To force the Japanese to spend, the Japanese government exerted it self, reduced the savings rates, even charged the savers. Even then<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>the Japanese did not spend (habits don't change, even with taxes, do they?). Their traditional postal savings alone is over $1.2 trillions, about three times the Indian GDP. Thus, savings, far from being the strength of Japan, has become its pain. <o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><FONT face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><FONT color=#000066> <o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><FONT face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><FONT color=#000066> Hence, what is the lesson? That is, a nation cannot grow unless the people spend, not save. Not just spend, but borrow and spend. Dr. Jagdish Bhagwati, the famous Indian-born economist in the US, told Manmohan Singh that Indians wastefully save. Ask them to spend, on imported cars and, seriously, even on cosmetics! This will put India on a growth curve.<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><FONT face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><FONT color=#000066> <o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><FONT face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color=#000066> "Saving is sin, and spending is virtue." Before you follow this neo economics, get some fools to save so that you can borrow from them and spend. This is what US has successfully done in last few decades.</FONT></P><br><img src="http://ri.rediffiland.com/homepimages/home6/787/143030b4af4a8e3397c189c1fa2e598b/homep/images/1198846688">]]></description><pubDate>Fri, 28 Dec 2007 18:15:31 +0530</pubDate><link>http://kingoflife.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/12/28/-quot-SAVING-IS-SIN-SPENDING-IS-VIRTUE-quot-.html</link></item><item><title>Great Thinking...!</title><description><![CDATA[<P><B><FONT face="Courier New, Courier, mono" color=maroon size=4><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: maroon">Please read this article by giving 10 minutes from your busy life. Really good...*** Hope many of you might have already read this, but I thought of sharing it again...!</SPAN></FONT></B><FONT color=#004200><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: rgb(0,66,0)"><BR><BR><FONT face="Courier New, Courier, mono" color=#333399 size=4>* The President of India DR. A. P. J. Abdul Kalam 's Speech in Hyderabad .. *</FONT></SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Courier New, Courier, mono" color=#333399 size=4> </FONT><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue"><BR></SPAN><FONT color=red><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: red"><BR><BR><FONT face="Courier New, Courier, mono" size=4>Why is the media here so negative? </FONT></SPAN></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"><BR><FONT face="Courier New, Courier, mono" color=#000099 size=4>Why are we in India so embarrassed to recognize our own strengths, our Achievements? We are such a great nation. We have so many amazing success Stories but we refuse to acknowledge them. Why? <BR>We are the first in milk production. <BR>We are number one in Remote sensing satellites. <BR>We are the second largest producer of wheat.<BR>We are the second largest producer of rice. <BR></FONT></SPAN></P><P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"><FONT face="Courier New, Courier, mono" color=#000099 size=4>Look at Dr. Sudarshan , he has transferred the tribal village into a Self-sustaining, self-driving unit. There are millions of such achievements But our media is only obsessed in the bad news and failures and disasters. I Was in Tel Aviv once and I was reading the Israeli newspaper. It was the Day After a lot of attacks and bombardments and deaths had taken place. The Hamas had struck. But the front page of the newspaper had the picture of a<SCRIPT><!--D(["mb","\u003cbr\>Jewish gentleman who in five years had transformed his desert into an orchid \n\u003cbr\>And a granary.   It was this inspiring picture that everyone woke up to. The \u003cbr\>Gory details of killings, bombardments, deaths, were inside in the \u003cbr\>Newspaper, buried among   other news.\u003cbr\>\u003cbr\>In India we only read about death, sickness, terrorism, crime. Why are we so \n\u003cbr\>NEGATIVE? Another question: Why are we, as a nation so obsessed with foreign\u003cbr\>Things? We want foreign T. Vs, we want foreign shirts. We want foreign \u003cbr\>Technology.\u003cbr\>\u003cbr\>Why this obsession with everything imported. Do we not realize that \n\u003cbr\>Self-respect comes with self-reliance? I was in Hyderabad giving this \u003cbr\>Lecture,\u003cbr\>When a 14 year old girl asked me for my autograph. I asked her what her goal \u003cbr\>In life is. She replied: I want to live in a developed India .   For her, \n\u003cbr\>You and I will have to build this developed India . You must proclaim. India\u003cbr\>Is not an under-developed nation; it is a highly developed   nation. Do you \u003cbr\>Have 10 minutes? Allow me to come back with a vengeance. \n\u003cbr\>\u003cbr\>Got 10 minutes for your country? If yes, then read; otherwise, choice is\u003cbr\>Yours.\u003cbr\>YOU say that our government is inefficient.\u003cbr\>YOU say that our laws are too old. \u003cbr\>YOU say that the municipality does not pick up the garbage. \n\u003cbr\>YOU say that the phones don&#39;t work, the railways are a joke,\u003cbr\>The airline is the worst in the world, mails never reach their destination.\u003cbr\>YOU say that our country has been fed to the dogs and is the absolute pits. \n\u003cbr\>\u003cbr\>YOU say, say and say. What do YOU do about it?\u003cbr\>Take a person on his way to Singapore . Give him a name - YOURS. Give him a\u003cbr\>Face - YOURS. YOU walk out of the airport and you are at your International \u003cbr\>Best. In Singapore you don&#39;t throw cigarette butts on the roads or eat in \n\u003cbr\>The stores. YOU are as proud of their Underground links as they are. You pay \u003cbr\>$5 (approx. Rs. 60) to drive through Orchard Road (equivalent of Mahim\u003cbr\>Causeway or Pedder Road) between 5 PM and 8 PM. YOU come back to the parking \n",1]);//--></SCRIPT> Jewish gentleman who in five years had transformed his desert into an orchid And a granary. It was this inspiring picture that everyone woke up to. The Gory details of killings, bombardments, deaths, were inside in the Newspaper, buried among other news.<BR><BR>In India we only read about death, sickness, terrorism, crime. Why are we so NEGATIVE? Another question: Why are we, as a nation so obsessed with foreign Things? We want foreign T. Vs, we want foreign shirts. We want foreign Technology.<BR><BR>Why this obsession with everything imported. Do we not realize that Self-respect comes with self-reliance? I was in Hyderabad giving this Lecture, When a 14 year old girl asked me for my autograph. I asked her what her goal In life is. She replied: I want to live in a developed India. For her, You and I will have to build this developed India . You must proclaim. India Is not an under-developed nation; it is a highly developed   nation. Do you <BR></FONT></P></SPAN><P><FONT face="Courier New, Courier, mono" color=#000099 size=4><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">Have 10 minutes? Allow me to come back with a vengeance. <BR><BR>Got 10 minutes for your country? If yes, then read; otherwise, choice is<BR>Yours.<BR>YOU say that our government is inefficient.<BR>YOU say that our laws are too old. <BR>YOU say that the municipality does not pick up the garbage. <BR>YOU say that the phones don't work, the railways are a joke, The airline is the worst in the world, mails never reach their destination.</SPAN></FONT></P><P><FONT face="Courier New, Courier, mono" size=4><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"><BR><FONT color=#000099>YOU say that our country has been fed to the dogs and is the absolute pits. <BR><BR>YOU say, say and say. What do YOU do about it?<BR>Take a person on his way to Singapore . Give him a name - YOURS. Give him a Face - YOURS. YOU walk out of the airport and you are at your International Best. In Singapore you don't throw cigarette butts on the roads or eat in The stores. YOU are as proud of their Underground links as they are. You pay $5 (approx. Rs. 60) to drive through Orchard Road (equivalent of Mahim Causeway or Pedder Road) between 5 PM and 8 PM. YOU come back to the parking<SCRIPT><!--D(["mb","\u003cbr\>Lot to punch your parking ticket if you have over stayed in a restaurant or \u003cbr\>A shopping mall irrespective of your status identity... In Singapore you\u003cbr\>Don&#39;t say anything, DO YOU? YOU wouldn&#39;t dare to eat in public during \n\u003cbr\>Ramadan, in Dubai . YOU would not dare to go out without your head covered\u003cbr\>In Jeddah . YOU would not dare to buy an employee of the telephone exchange \u003cbr\>In London at 10 pounds ( Rs.650) a month to, &#39;see to it that my STD and ISD \n\u003cbr\>Calls are billed to someone else.&#39;YOU would not dare to speed beyond 55 mph \u003cbr\>(88 km/h) in Washington and then tell the traffic cop,\u003cbr\>&#39;Jaanta hai main kaun hoon (Do you know who I am?). I am so and so&#39;s son. \n\u003cbr\>Take your two bucks and get lost.&#39; YOU wouldn&#39;t chuck an empty coconut shell \u003cbr\>Anywhere other than the garbage pail on the beaches in Australia and New\u003cbr\>Zealand .\u003cbr\>Why don&#39;t YOU spit Paan on the streets of Tokyo ? Why don&#39;t YOU use \n\u003cbr\>Examination jockeys or buy fake certificates in Boston ??? We are still \u003cbr\>Talking of the same YOU. YOU who can respect and conform to a foreign system \u003cbr\>In other countries but cannot in your own. You who will throw papers and \n\u003cbr\>cigarettes on the road the moment you touch Indian ground. If you can be an \u003cbr\>involved and appreciative citizen in an alien country, why cannot you be the\u003cbr\>same here in India ?\u003cbr\>\u003cbr\>Once in an interview, the famous Ex-municipal commissioner of Bombay , Mr. \n\u003cbr\>Tinaikar , had a point to make. &#39;Rich people&#39;s dogs are walked on the \u003cbr\>streets to leave their affluent droppings all over the place,&#39; he said. &#39;And \u003cbr\>then the same people turn around to criticize and blame the \n\u003cbr\>authorities for inefficiency and dirty pavements. What do they expect the \u003cbr\>officers to do? Go down with a broom every time their dog feels the pressure \u003cbr\>in his bowels?\u003cbr\>In America every dog owner has to clean up after his pet has done the job. \n\u003cbr\>Same in Japan . Will the Indian citizen do that here?&#39; He&#39;s right. We go to ",1]);//--></SCRIPT> Lot to punch your parking ticket if you have over stayed in a restaurant or A shopping mall irrespective of your status identity... In Singapore youDon't say anything, DO YOU? YOU wouldn't dare to eat in public during Ramadan, in Dubai . YOU would not dare to go out without your head covered In Jeddah . YOU would not dare to buy an employee of the telephone exchange </FONT></SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Courier New, Courier, mono" color=#000099 size=4><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">In London at 10 pounds ( Rs.650) a month to, 'see to it that my STD and ISD Calls are billed to someone else.'YOU would not dare to speed beyond 55 mph (88 km/h) in Washington and then tell the traffic cop, 'Jaanta hai main kaun hoon (Do you know who I am?). I am so and so's son. </SPAN></FONT></P><P><FONT face="Courier New, Courier, mono" color=#000099 size=4><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">Take your two bucks and get lost.' YOU wouldn't chuck an empty coconut shell Anywhere other than the garbage pail on the beaches in Australia and New Zealand. </SPAN></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"><FONT face="Courier New, Courier, mono" color=#000099 size=4>Why don't YOU spit Paan on the streets of Tokyo ? Why don't YOU use Examination jockeys or buy fake certificates in Boston ??? We are still Talking of the same YOU. YOU who can respect and conform to a foreign system. In other countries but cannot in your own. You who will throw papers and cigarettes on the road the moment you touch Indian ground. If you can be an involved and appreciative citizen in an alien country, why cannot you be the same here in India ?<BR><BR>Once in an interview, the famous Ex-municipal commissioner of Bombay , Mr. Tinaikar , had a point to make. 'Rich people's dogs are walked on the streets to leave their affluent droppings all over the place,' he said. 'And then the same people turn around to criticize and blame the authorities for inefficiency and dirty pavements. What do they expect the officers to do? Go down with a broom every time their dog feels the pressure in his bowels?<BR></FONT></P></SPAN><P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"><FONT face="Courier New, Courier, mono" color=#000099 size=4>In America every dog owner has to clean up after his pet has done the job. Same in Japan . Will the Indian citizen do that here?' He's right. We go to<SCRIPT><!--D(["mb","\u003cbr\>the polls to choose a government and after that forfeit all responsibility.\u003cbr\>We sit back wanting to be pampered and expect the government to do \n\u003cbr\>everything for us whilst our contribution is totally negative. We expect the \u003cbr\>government to clean up but we are not going to stop chucking garbage all\u003cbr\>over the place nor are we going to stop to pick a up a stray piece of paper \n\u003cbr\>and throw it in the bin. We expect the railways to provide clean bathrooms \u003cbr\>but we are not going to learn the proper use of bathrooms.\u003cbr\>We want Indian Airlines and Air India to provide the best of food and\u003cbr\>toiletries but we are not going to stop pilfering at the least opportunity. \n\u003cbr\>This applies even to the staff who is known not to pass on the service to \u003cbr\>the public. When it comes to burning social issues like those related to\u003cbr\>women, dowry, girl child! and others, we make loud drawing room \n\u003cbr\>protestations and continue to do the reverse at home. Our excuse? &#39;It&#39;s the \u003cbr\>whole system which has to change, how will it matter if I alone forego my\u003cbr\>sons&#39; rights to a dowry.&#39; So who&#39;s going to change the system? \n\u003cbr\>What does a system consist of ? Very conveniently for us it consists of our \u003cbr\>neighbours, other households, other cities, other communities and the\u003cbr\>government. But definitely not me and YOU. When it comes to us actually \n\u003cbr\>making a positive contribution to the system we lock ourselves along with \u003cbr\>our families into a safe cocoon and look into the distance at countries far \u003cbr\>away and wait for a Mr.Clean to come along & work miracles for us with a \n\u003cbr\>majestic sweep of his hand or we leave the country and run away. \u003cbr\>Like lazy cowards hounded by our fears we run to America to bask in their \u003cbr\>glory and praise their system. When New York becomes insecure we run to \n\u003cbr\>England . When England experiences unemployment, we take the next flight out \u003cbr\>to the Gulf. When the Gulf is war struck, we demand to be rescued and \u003cbr\>brought home by the Indian government. Everybody is out to abuse and rape \n",1]);//--></SCRIPT> the polls to choose a government and after that forfeit all responsibility. We sit back wanting to be pampered and expect the government to do everything for us whilst our contribution is totally negative. We expect the government to clean up but we are not going to stop chucking garbage all over the place nor are we going to stop to pick a up a stray piece of paper and throw it in the bin. We expect the railways to provide clean bathrooms but we are not going to learn the proper use of bathrooms.<BR></FONT></P></SPAN><P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"><FONT face="Courier New, Courier, mono" color=#000099 size=4>We want Indian Airlines and Air India to provide the best of food and toiletries but we are not going to stop pilfering at the least opportunity. </FONT></SPAN></P><P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"><FONT face="Courier New, Courier, mono" size=4><BR><FONT color=#000099>This applies even to the staff who is known not to pass on the service to the public. When it comes to burning social issues like those related to women, dowry, girl child! and others, we make loud drawing room protestations and continue to do the reverse at home. Our excuse? 'It's the whole system which has to change, how will it matter if I alone forego my sons' rights to a dowry.' So who's going to change the system? <BR></FONT></P></FONT></SPAN><P><FONT color=#000099><FONT face="Courier New, Courier, mono"><FONT size=4><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">What does a system consist of? Very conveniently for us it consists of our neighbours, other households, other cities, other communities and the government. But definitely not me and YOU. When it comes to us actually making a positive contribution to the system we lock ourselves along with our families into a safe cocoon and look into the distance at countries far away and wait for a Mr. Clean to come along & work miracles for us with a majestic sweep of his hand or we leave the country and run away. Like lazy cowards hounded by our fears we run to America to bask in their glory and praise their system. When New York becomes insecure we run to England. When England experiences unemployment, we take the next flight out to the Gulf. When the Gulf is war struck, we demand to be rescued and brought home by the Indian government. Everybody is out to abuse and rape<SCRIPT><!--D(["mb","\u003cbr\>the country. Nobody thinks of feeding the system. Our conscience is \u003cbr\>mortgaged to money.\u003cbr\>\u003cbr\>Dear Indians, The article is highly thought inductive, calls for a great\u003cbr\>deal of introspection and pricks one&#39;s conscience too.... I am echoing J. F. \n\u003cbr\>Kennedy &#39;s words to his fellow Americans to relate to Indians..... \u003cbr\>\u003cbr\>&#39;ASK WHAT WE CAN DO FOR INDIA\u003cbr\>AND DO WHAT HAS TO BE DONE TO MAKE INDIA \u003cbr\>WHAT AMERICA AND OTHER WESTERN COUNTRIES ARE TODAY&#39; \n\u003cbr\>\u003cbr\>Lets do what India needs from us.\u003cbr\>\u003cbr\>Thank you,\u003cbr\>\u003cbr\>Dr. Abdul Kalaam\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\> \u003cfont color\u003d\"blue\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"color:blue\"\>\u003cbr\>\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Monotype Corsiva\" color\u003d\"red\" size\u003d\"5\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight:bold;font-size:18pt;color:red\"\>\n \u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/b\>\u003c/p\>\u003c/td\>\u003c/tr\>\u003c/tbody\>\u003c/table\>\n\u003cp\> \u003c/p\>\u003c/div\>\u003c/div\>\u003c/span\>\u003c/div\>\u003c/div\>\u003c/div\>\u003c/div\>\u003c/div\>\n",0]);//--></SCRIPT> the country. Nobody thinks of feeding the system. Our conscience is mortgaged to money.<BR><BR>Dear Indians, The article is highly thought inductive, calls for a great deal of introspection and pricks one's conscience too... I am echoing J. F. Kennedy's words to his fellow Americans to relate to Indians... <BR><BR>'ASK WHAT WE CAN DO FOR INDIA AND DO WHAT HAS TO BE DONE TO MAKE INDIA WHAT AMERICA AND OTHER WESTERN COUNTRIES ARE TODAY' <BR><BR>Lets do what India needs from us.<BR><BR>Thank you,<BR><BR>Dr. Abdul Kalaam</SPAN> </FONT></FONT></FONT><SPAN style="COLOR: blue"><BR><FONT color=blue></P></SPAN></FONT><B><FONT color=red><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red"></SPAN></FONT></B><br><img src="http://ri.rediffiland.com/homepimages/home6/787/143030b4af4a8e3397c189c1fa2e598b/homep/images/1187949417">]]></description><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 15:11:52 +0530</pubDate><link>http://kingoflife.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/08/24/Great.html</link></item><item><title>A380 Airbus...!</title><description><![CDATA[<TABLE align=center border=0><TBODY><TR><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=0 width=640 bgColor=#000000 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=20 width=640 bgColor=#ffffff border=0><TBODY><TR><TD><CENTER><FONT face=Verdana><FONT color=#800000><U><FONT size=2><FONT class=content><B>Airbus A380</B></FONT><BR></FONT></U></FONT></FONT></CENTER><FONT class=content><FONT face=Verdana size=2>Formerly known as the A3XX, Airbus' double-decker passenger jet, the <STRONG>A380</STRONG>, is the largest airliner ever built. Lengthwise, it would nearly stretch from goal line to goal line of a football field while its wing tips would hang well beyond the sidelines. Three full decks will run along the entire length of the plane. Upper and main decks will serve as passenger areas, and will be connected by a grand staircase near the front of the plane and by another smaller staircase at the back.<BR><BR>Although the lower deck will be reserved primarily for cargo, it could be outfitted for special passenger uses such as sleeper cabins, business centers or even child care service. In a one-class configuration, the <STRONG>A380</STRONG> could accommodate as many as 865 passengers. The more likely three-class configuration will still offer an unprecedented 555 passenger seats. Either way, the <STRONG>A380</STRONG> would offer 30% - 50% more seating than its direct competition, the <STRONG><A href="http://www.aircraft-info.net/aircraft/jet_aircraft/boeing/747-400">Boeing 747-400</A></STRONG>.<BR><BR>Although the <STRONG>A380</STRONG> will be able to fly a distance of over 10,000 miles, the plane's usefulness will not be limited to long-haul flights. For instance, many flights within Japan are among the highest in passenger capacity and would be well suited for <STRONG>A380</STRONG> service, despite their short distances. Whatever the flight distance, a new breed of engines will be required to lift the plane's 1.2 million pounds into the air. Rolls Royce and GE/Pratt & Whitney are both working on engines to provide thrust that will max out at 75,000 pounds. By comparison, the first American jet airliner in service, the Boeing 707, was powered by only 10,000 pounds of thrust.<BR></FONT><DIV style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><BR></DIV><FONT face=Verdana size=2>As amazing as it will be for this behemoth to take off into the air, the <STRONG>A380</STRONG> faces significant challenges on the ground as well. To integrate into existing airports, the <STRONG>A380</STRONG> must fit the standard airport-docking plan. The plane's nearly 262-foot wingspan meets this requirement by about 18 inches. Its outer-most engines, however, would hang just beyond the standard 150-foot runway width, requiring upgrades at many airports. The plane's weight will be distributed to 20 landing gear wheels, actually producing less weight per wheel than the 747. The cockpit location, between the main and upper decks, is designed to give pilots a vantage point on the runway similar to that of current airliners.<BR><BR>Due to recent technological advances, Airbus claims the <STRONG>A380</STRONG> will be a more efficient plane than its rival, the </FONT><A href="http://www.aircraft-info.net/aircraft/jet_aircraft/boeing/747-400"><FONT face=Verdana size=2>747</FONT></A><FONT face=Verdana size=2>. Airbus states the <STRONG>A380</STRONG> will use 20% less fuel and will fly quieter, cheaper and more environmentally friendly than the </FONT><A href="http://www.aircraft-info.net/aircraft/jet_aircraft/boeing/747-400"><FONT face=Verdana size=2>747</FONT></A><FONT face=Verdana size=2>. Airlines seem to be impressed. So far, ten carriers have declared their interest in the plane, placing options to order a total of 66 planes. The first <STRONG>A380</STRONG> entered commercial service as early as October of 2005.  </FONT><H2><FONT face=Verdana size=2>Airbus A380 History<BR><IMG height=3 alt="" src="http://www.aircraft-info.net/images/divider.gif" width=200 border=0></FONT></H2><P><FONT size=2><FONT face=Verdana>The 555 seat, double deck Airbus <STRONG>A380</STRONG> is the most ambitious civil aircraft program yet. When it entered service in March 2006, the <STRONG>A380</STRONG> was the world's largest airliner, easily eclipsing Boeing's 747. Airbus first began studies on a very large 500 seat airliner in the early 1990s. The European manufacturer saw developing a competitor and successor to the Boeing 747 as a strategic play to end Boeing's dominance of the very large airliner market and round out Airbus' product line-up.  Airbus began engineering development work on such an aircraft, then designated the A3XX, in June 1994. Airbus studied numerous design configurations for the A3XX and gave serious consideration to a single deck aircraft which would have seated 12 abreast and twin vertical tails. However Airbus settled upon a twin deck configuration, largely because of the significantly lighter structure required.  Key design aims include the ability to use existing airport infrastructure with little modifications to the airports, and direct operating costs per seat 15-20% less than those for the 747-400. With 49% more floor space and only 35% more seating than the previous largest aircraft, Airbus is ensuring wider seats and aisles for more passenger comfort. Using the most advanced technologies, the <STRONG>A380</STRONG> is also designed to have 10-15% more range, lower fuel burn and emissions, and less noise. <BR><BR>The <STRONG>A380</STRONG> would feature an advanced version of the Airbus common two crew cockpit, with pull-out keyboards for the pilots, extensive use of composite materials such as GLARE, and four 320 to 347kN (72,000 to 78,000lb) class RollsRoyce Trent 900 or Engine Alliance (General Electric/Pratt & Whitney) GP-7200 turbofans now under development.  Several <STRONG>A380</STRONG> models are planned: the basic aircraft is the 555 seat <STRONG>A380</STRONG>-800 and high gross weight <STRONG>A380</STRONG>-800, with the longer range <STRONG>A380</STRONG>-800R planned. The <STRONG>A380</STRONG>-800F freighter will be able to carry a 150 tonne payload and is due to enter service in 2008. Future models will include the shortened, 480 seat A380-700, and the stretched, 656 seat, <STRONG>A380</STRONG>-900. (The -700, -800, and -900 designations were chosen to reflect that the <STRONG>A380</STRONG> will enter service as a "fully developed aircraft" and that the basic models will not be soon replaced by more improved variants). <BR><BR>With orders and options from world-renowned customers (Air France, Emirates (the first customer), Federal Express (the cargo model launch customer), International Lease Finance Corporation, Lufthansa, Qantas, Qatar Airways, Singapore Airlines, Virgin Atlantic and Kingfisher), the Airbus <STRONG>A380</STRONG> was officially launched on December 19, 2000, and production started on January 23, 2002. More airlines have placed orders since. The out of sequence <STRONG>A380</STRONG> designation was chosen as the "8" represents the twin decks. The entry into commercial service, with Singapore Airlines, was done in March 2006. <BR><BR><STRONG>A380</STRONG> final assembly will take place in Toulouse, France, with interior fitment in Hamburg, Germany. Major <STRONG>A380</STRONG> assemblies will be transported to Toulouse by ship, barge and road. </FONT></FONT></P><H2 align=left><FONT face=Verdana size=2>Airbus A380 Weights<BR><IMG height=3 alt="" src="http://www.aircraft-info.net/images/divider.gif" width=200 border=0></FONT></H2><P align=left><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: 400"><FONT face=Verdana size=2>A380-800 - Operating empty 275,000kg (606,000lb), max takeoff 548,000kg (1,208,000lb).<BR>A380-800HGW - Max takeoff 560,000kg (1,235,000lb).</FONT></SPAN></P><H2 align=left><FONT face=Verdana size=2>Airbus A380 Performance<BR><IMG height=3 alt="" src="http://www.aircraft-info.net/images/divider.gif" width=200 border=0></FONT></H2><P><FONT face=Verdana size=2>A380-800 - Max cruising speed M 0.88. Long range cruising speed M 0.85. Range 15,100km (8,150nm). Service ceiling FL430.<BR>A380-800HGW - same.<BR></FONT></P><H2 align=left><FONT face=Verdana size=2>Airbus A380 Dimensions<BR><IMG height=3 alt="" src="http://www.aircraft-info.net/images/divider.gif" width=200 border=0></FONT></H2><P align=left><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: 400"><FONT face=Verdana size=2>A380-800 Wing span 79.8m (261ft 10in), length 73m (239ft 6in). Height 24,1 m (79ft 1in)</FONT></SPAN></P><DIV align=center><CENTER><TABLE id=AutoNumber1 style="BORDER-COLLAPSE: collapse" borderColor=#111111 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=255 bgColor=#000000 border=1><TBODY><TR><TD width=264><FONT face=Verdana size=2><IMG height=483 alt="Airbus A380 Schematics " src="http://www.aircraft-info.net/aircraft/jet_aircraft/airbus/A380/3view-A3xx.gif" width=300></FONT></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></CENTER></DIV><H2 align=left><FONT face=Verdana size=2>Airbus A380 Powerplants<BR><IMG height=3 alt="" src="http://www.aircraft-info.net/images/divider.gif" width=200 border=0></FONT></H2><P align=justify><FONT face=Verdana size=2>A380-800 - Four 302kN (67,890lb) thrust class Rolls-Royce Trent 900 or Engine Alliance (General Electric-Pratt & Whitney) GP-7200 turbofans.<BR>A380-800HGW - Four 311kN (69,915lb) Trent 900s or GP-7200s.</FONT></P><H2 align=left><FONT face=Verdana size=2>Airbus A380 Capacity (Accomodation)<BR><IMG height=3 alt="" src="http://www.aircraft-info.net/images/divider.gif" width=200 border=0></FONT></H2><P align=left><FONT face=Verdana size=2>A380-800 - Flightcrew of two. Standard seating for 555 passengers on two decks in a three class arrangement. Qantas plans to fit its aircraft with 523 seats (in three classes). A380 has 49% more floor area but only 35% more seats (in 555 seat configuration) than the 747-400, allowing room for passenger amenities such as bars, gymnasiums and duty free shops. Cargo capacity 38 LD3s or 13 pallets.</FONT></P><DIV align=center><CENTER><TABLE id=AutoNumber2 style="BORDER-COLLAPSE: collapse" borderColor=#111111 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=160 bgColor=#000000 border=1><TBODY><TR><TD width=264><FONT face=Verdana color=#c4c8cc size=2><IMG height=394 alt="A380 Seatmap" src="http://www.aircraft-info.net/aircraft/jet_aircraft/airbus/A380/A3xx-c2.gif" width=160></FONT></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></CENTER></DIV><P align=justify><FONT face=Verdana size=2></FONT> </P><H2 align=left><FONT face=Verdana size=2>Airbus A380 Pictures and Photos<BR><IMG height=3 alt="" src="http://www.aircraft-info.net/images/divider.gif" width=200 border=0></FONT></H2><TABLE id=AutoNumber3 style="BORDER-COLLAPSE: collapse" borderColor=#111111 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD align=middle width="50%"><A href="http://www.aircraft-info.net/aircraft/jet_aircraft/airbus/A380/a380_01.jpg"><FONT face=Verdana size=2><IMG height=129 alt="A380 in launch customer Singapore Airlines colors" src="http://www.aircraft-info.net/aircraft/jet_aircraft/airbus/A380/a380_01_small.jpg" width=200 border=0></FONT></A><BR><EM><FONT face=Verdana size=2>A380 in launch customer Singapore Airlines colors</FONT></EM></TD><TD align=middle width="50%"><A href="http://www.aircraft-info.net/aircraft/jet_aircraft/airbus/A380/a380_02.jpg"><FONT face=Verdana size=2><IMG height=139 alt=A380 src="http://www.aircraft-info.net/aircraft/jet_aircraft/airbus/A380/a380_02_small.jpg" width=200 border=0 xthumbnail-orig-image="a380_02.jpg"></FONT></A><BR><EM><FONT face=Verdana size=2>A380</FONT></EM></TD></TR><TR><TD align=middle width="50%"><FONT face=Verdana size=2> </FONT></TD><TD align=middle width="50%"><FONT face=Verdana size=2> </FONT></TD></TR><TR><TD align=middle width="50%"><A href="http://www.aircraft-info.net/aircraft/jet_aircraft/airbus/A380/a380_03.jpg"><FONT face=Verdana size=2><IMG height=140 alt=A380 src="http://www.aircraft-info.net/aircraft/jet_aircraft/airbus/A380/a380_03_small.jpg" width=200 border=0 xthumbnail-orig-image="a380_03.jpg"></FONT></A><BR><EM><FONT face=Verdana size=2>A380</FONT></EM></TD><TD align=middle width="50%"><A href="http://www.aircraft-info.net/aircraft/jet_aircraft/airbus/A380/a380_04.jpg"><FONT face=Verdana size=2><IMG height=158 alt="A380 side view" src="http://www.aircraft-info.net/aircraft/jet_aircraft/airbus/A380/a380_04_small.jpg" width=200 border=0 xthumbnail-orig-image="a380_04.jpg"></FONT></A><BR><EM><FONT face=Verdana size=2>A380 side view</FONT></EM></TD></TR><TR><TD align=middle width="50%"><FONT face=Verdana size=2> </FONT></TD><TD align=middle width="50%"><FONT face=Verdana size=2> </FONT></TD></TR><TR><TD align=middle width="50%"><A href="http://www.aircraft-info.net/aircraft/jet_aircraft/airbus/A380/a380_05.jpg"><FONT face=Verdana size=2><IMG height=141 alt="A380 side view" src="http://www.aircraft-info.net/aircraft/jet_aircraft/airbus/A380/a380_05_small.jpg" width=200 border=0 xthumbnail-orig-image="a380_05.jpg"></FONT></A><BR><EM><FONT face=Verdana size=2>A380 side view</FONT></EM></TD><TD align=middle width="50%"><A href="http://www.aircraft-info.net/aircraft/jet_aircraft/airbus/A380/a380_06.jpg"><FONT face=Verdana size=2><IMG height=144 alt=A380 src="http://www.aircraft-info.net/aircraft/jet_aircraft/airbus/A380/a380_06_small.jpg" width=200 border=0 xthumbnail-orig-image="a380_06.jpg"></FONT></A><BR><EM><FONT face=Verdana size=2>A380</FONT></EM></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><P align=justify><FONT face=Verdana size=2></FONT> </P></FONT></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><CENTER><FONT face=Verdana size=2>Hope you all guys like the post. I would like to discuss more on the subject, once the present one is understood...! ;-)</FONT></CENTER></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><br><img src="http://ri.rediffiland.com/homepimages/home6/787/143030b4af4a8e3397c189c1fa2e598b/homep/images/1179560669">]]></description><pubDate>Sat, 19 May 2007 12:31:44 +0530</pubDate><link>http://kingoflife.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/05/19/A380.html</link></item><item><title>Lose your GF &amp; make millions...!</title><description><![CDATA[<DIV><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: 11px; FONT-FAMILY: tahoma,sans-serif"><DIV><DIV style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"></SPAN></FONT></DIV></DIV><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"></SPAN></FONT><DIV></DIV><BLOCKQUOTE style="PADDING-LEFT: 5px; MARGIN-LEFT: 5px; BORDER-LEFT: #a0c6e5 2px solid; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0px"><DIV><DIV><DIV><DIV><DIV><FONT face=Verdana color=blue size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">                      </SPAN></FONT> <A title=http://group.topmasala.com/2006/11/story-behind-orkut.html onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)" href="http://group.topmasala.com/2006/11/story-behind-orkut.html" target=_blank><B><FONT title=http://group.topmasala.com/2006/11/story-behind-orkut.html color=maroon size=6><SPAN title=http://group.topmasala.com/2006/11/story-behind-orkut.html><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: maroon">The Story.... </SPAN></SPAN></FONT></B></A></DIV><DIV><DIV><DIV><DIV><DIV><DIV><BLOCKQUOTE style="MARGIN-TOP: 5pt; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 5pt; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0in"><BLOCKQUOTE style="MARGIN-TOP: 5pt; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 5pt; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0in"><BLOCKQUOTE style="MARGIN-TOP: 5pt; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 5pt; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0in"><DIV><DIV><DIV><DIV><DIV><DIV><DIV><B><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=maroon size=4><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: maroon"><BR>A guy lost his girlfriend in a train accident.... <BR><BR>but the gal's name nowhere appeared in the dead list. This guy  grew up n became IT technical architect in his late 20?s, achievement in itself!!. <BR><BR>He hired developers from the whole globe and plan to make a software where he could search for his gf through the web..</SPAN><SCRIPT><!--D(["mb","\u003c/font\>\u003c/b\> \u003cb\>\u003cfont color\u003d\"maroon\" size\u003d\"4\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight:bold;font-size:13.5pt;color:maroon\"\>\u003cbr\>\u003cbr\>Things went as planned... \u003cbr\>\u003cbr\>n he found her, after losing millions of dollars and 3 long years!! \u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/b\>\u003cbr\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont color\u003d\"maroon\" size\u003d\"4\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight:bold;font-size:13.5pt;color:maroon\"\>\u003cbr\>It was time to shut down the search operation, when the CEO of Google had a \u003cbr\>\u003cbr\>word with this guy n took over this application, \u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/b\>\u003cbr\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont color\u003d\"maroon\" size\u003d\"4\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight:bold;font-size:13.5pt;color:maroon\"\>\u003cbr\>This Software made a whopping 1 billion dollars profit in its first year, \u003cbr\>\u003cbr\>which we today know as ORKUT . \u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/b\>\u003cbr\>\u003cu\>\u003cfont color\u003d\"blue\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"color:blue\"\>\u003cbr\>\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/u\>\u003ca title\u003d\"http://groups.yahoo.com/group/TopMasala/join/\" href\u003d\"http://groups.yahoo.com/group/TopMasala/join/\" target\u003d\"_blank\" onclick\u003d\"return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)\"\>\u003c/a\>\u003cu\>\u003cfont color\u003d\"blue\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"color:blue\"\>\u003cbr\>\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/u\>\u003ca title\u003d\"http://group.topmasala.com/2006/11/story-behind-orkut.html\" href\u003d\"http://group.topmasala.com/2006/11/story-behind-orkut.html\" target\u003d\"_blank\" onclick\u003d\"return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"text-decoration:none\"\>\u003cspan title\u003d\"http://group.topmasala.com/2006/11/story-behind-orkut.html\"\>\u003c/span\>\u003cfont color\u003d\"black\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"color:windowtext;text-decoration:none\"\>\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/span\>\u003c/a\>\u003c/div\>\u003c/div\>\u003c/div\>\u003c/div\>\u003c/div\>\u003c/div\>\u003c/div\>\u003c/blockquote\>\u003c/blockquote\>\u003c/blockquote\>\u003c/div\>\u003c/div\>\u003c/div\>\u003c/div\>\u003c/div\>\u003c/div\>\u003c/div\>\u003c/div\>\u003c/div\>\u003c/div\>\u003c/blockquote\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/div\>  \u003cdiv style\u003d\"margin-bottom:12pt\"\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Times New Roman\" size\u003d\"3\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:12pt\"\>\u003cbr\>\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont color\u003d\"maroon\" size\u003d\"4\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight:bold;font-size:13.5pt;color:maroon\"\>The guy&#39;s name is ORKUT BUYUKKOTEN. Yes its named after him only. Today he \u003cbr\>\u003cbr\>is paid a hefty sum by Google for the things we do like scrapping. He is \u003cbr\>\u003cbr\>expected to b the richest person by\n 2009. ",1]);//--></SCRIPT> </FONT></B><B><FONT color=maroon size=4><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: maroon"><BR><BR>Things went as planned... <BR><BR>And he found her, after losing millions of dollars and 3 long years!! </SPAN></FONT></B><BR><B><FONT color=maroon size=4><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: maroon"><BR>It was time to shut down the search operation, when the CEO of Google had a word with this guy n took over this application, </SPAN></FONT></B><BR><B><FONT color=maroon size=4><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: maroon"><BR>This Software made a whopping 1 billion dollars profit in its first year, which we today know as ORKUT . </SPAN></FONT></B><BR><U><FONT color=blue><SPAN style="COLOR: blue"><BR></SPAN></FONT></U><A title=http://groups.yahoo.com/group/TopMasala/join/ onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)" href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/TopMasala/join/" target=_blank></A><U><FONT color=blue><SPAN style="COLOR: blue"><BR></SPAN></FONT></U><A title=http://group.topmasala.com/2006/11/story-behind-orkut.html onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)" href="http://group.topmasala.com/2006/11/story-behind-orkut.html" target=_blank><SPAN style="TEXT-DECORATION: none"><SPAN title=http://group.topmasala.com/2006/11/story-behind-orkut.html></SPAN><FONT color=black><SPAN style="COLOR: windowtext; TEXT-DECORATION: none"></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></A></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></BLOCKQUOTE></BLOCKQUOTE></BLOCKQUOTE></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></BLOCKQUOTE></FONT></DIV><DIV style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><BR></SPAN></FONT><B><FONT color=maroon size=4><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: maroon">The guy's name is ORKUT BUYUKKOTEN. Yes its named after him only. Today he <BR><BR>is paid a hefty sum by Google for the things we do like scrapping. He is <BR><BR>expected to b the richest person by 2009.<SCRIPT><!--D(["mb","\u003cbr\>\u003cbr\>ORKUT BUYUKKOTEN today has 13 assistants to monitor his scrapbook & 8 to \u003cbr\>\u003cbr\>monitor his friends-list. He gets around 20,000 friend-requests a day & \u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/b\>\u003cbr\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont color\u003d\"maroon\" size\u003d\"4\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight:bold;font-size:13.5pt;color:maroon\"\>\u003cbr\>                                      about 85,000 scraps!!! \u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/b\>\u003c/div\>  \u003cdiv style\u003d\"line-height:19.2pt\"\>\u003cstrong\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Trebuchet MS\" color\u003d\"#003366\" size\u003d\"5\"\>\u003cspan lang\u003d\"EN\" style\u003d\"font-size:15.5pt;color:#003366\"\>Some other Cool Facts abt this guy: \u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/b\>\u003c/strong\>\u003c/div\>  \u003cdiv style\u003d\"line-height:19.2pt\"\>\u003cstrong\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Arial\" color\u003d\"blue\" size\u003d\"2\"\>\u003cspan lang\u003d\"EN\" style\u003d\"font-weight:normal;font-size:10pt;color:blue;font-family:Arial\"\>* He gets \u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/b\>\u003c/strong\>\u003cstrong\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Arial\" color\u003d\"blue\" size\u003d\"2\"\>\u003cspan lang\u003d\"EN\" style\u003d\"font-size:10pt;color:blue;font-family:Arial\"\>$12\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/b\>\u003c/strong\>\u003cstrong\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Arial\" color\u003d\"blue\" size\u003d\"2\"\>\u003cspan lang\u003d\"EN\" style\u003d\"font-weight:normal;font-size:10pt;color:blue;font-family:Arial\"\> from Google when every person registers to this website. \u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/b\>\u003c/strong\>\u003c/div\>  \u003cdiv style\u003d\"line-height:19.2pt\"\>\u003cstrong\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Arial\" color\u003d\"blue\" size\u003d\"2\"\>\u003cspan lang\u003d\"EN\" style\u003d\"font-weight:normal;font-size:10pt;color:blue;font-family:Arial\"\>* He also gets \u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/b\>\u003c/strong\>\u003cstrong\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Arial\" color\u003d\"blue\" size\u003d\"2\"\>\u003cspan lang\u003d\"EN\" style\u003d\"font-size:10pt;color:blue;font-family:Arial\"\>$10\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/b\>\u003c/strong\>\u003cstrong\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Arial\" color\u003d\"blue\" size\u003d\"2\"\>\u003cspan lang\u003d\"EN\" style\u003d\"font-weight:normal;font-size:10pt;color:blue;font-family:Arial\"\> when you add somebody as a friend. \u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/b\>\u003c/strong\>\u003c/div\>  \u003cdiv style\u003d\"line-height:19.2pt\"\>\u003cstrong\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Arial\" color\u003d\"blue\" size\u003d\"2\"\>\u003cspan lang\u003d\"EN\" style\u003d\"font-weight:normal;font-size:10pt;color:blue;font-family:Arial\"\>* He gets \u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/b\>\u003c/strong\>\u003cstrong\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Arial\" color\u003d\"blue\" size\u003d\"2\"\>\u003cspan lang\u003d\"EN\" style\u003d\"font-size:10pt;color:blue;font-family:Arial\"\>",1]);//--></SCRIPT> <BR><BR>ORKUT BUYUKKOTEN today has 13 assistants to monitor his scrapbook & 8 to <BR><BR>monitor his friends-list. He gets around 20,000 friend-requests a day & </SPAN></FONT></B><BR><B><FONT color=maroon size=4><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: maroon"><BR>                                      about 85,000 scraps!!! </SPAN></FONT></B></DIV><DIV style="LINE-HEIGHT: 19.2pt"><STRONG><B><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" color=#003366 size=5><SPAN lang=EN style="FONT-SIZE: 15.5pt; COLOR: #003366">Some other Cool Facts abt this guy: </SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG></DIV><DIV style="LINE-HEIGHT: 19.2pt"><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=blue size=2><SPAN lang=EN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">* He gets </SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=blue size=2><SPAN lang=EN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">$12</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=blue size=2><SPAN lang=EN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> from Google when every person registers to this website. </SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG></DIV><DIV style="LINE-HEIGHT: 19.2pt"><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=blue size=2><SPAN lang=EN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">* He also gets </SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=blue size=2><SPAN lang=EN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">$10</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=blue size=2><SPAN lang=EN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> when you add somebody as a friend. </SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG></DIV><DIV style="LINE-HEIGHT: 19.2pt"><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=blue size=2><SPAN lang=EN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">* He gets </SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=blue size=2><SPAN lang=EN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><SCRIPT><!--D(["mb","$8\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/b\>\u003c/strong\>\u003cstrong\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Arial\" color\u003d\"blue\" size\u003d\"2\"\>\u003cspan lang\u003d\"EN\" style\u003d\"font-weight:normal;font-size:10pt;color:blue;font-family:Arial\"\> when your friend&#39;s friend adds you as a friend & gets \u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/b\>\u003c/strong\>\u003cstrong\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Arial\" color\u003d\"blue\" size\u003d\"2\"\>\u003cspan lang\u003d\"EN\" style\u003d\"font-size:10pt;color:blue;font-family:Arial\"\>$6\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/b\>\u003c/strong\>\u003cstrong\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Arial\" color\u003d\"blue\" size\u003d\"2\"\>\u003cspan lang\u003d\"EN\" style\u003d\"font-weight:normal;font-size:10pt;color:blue;font-family:Arial\"\> if anybody adds you as friend in the resulting chain.\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/b\>\u003c/strong\>\u003c/div\>  \u003cdiv style\u003d\"line-height:19.2pt\"\>\u003cstrong\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Arial\" color\u003d\"blue\" size\u003d\"2\"\>\u003cspan lang\u003d\"EN\" style\u003d\"font-weight:normal;font-size:10pt;color:blue;font-family:Arial\"\>* He gets \u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/b\>\u003c/strong\>\u003cstrong\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Arial\" color\u003d\"blue\" size\u003d\"2\"\>\u003cspan lang\u003d\"EN\" style\u003d\"font-size:10pt;color:blue;font-family:Arial\"\>$5\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/b\>\u003c/strong\>\u003cstrong\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Arial\" color\u003d\"blue\" size\u003d\"2\"\>\u003cspan lang\u003d\"EN\" style\u003d\"font-weight:normal;font-size:10pt;color:blue;font-family:Arial\"\> when you scrap somebody & \u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/b\>\u003c/strong\>\u003cstrong\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Arial\" color\u003d\"blue\" size\u003d\"2\"\>\u003cspan lang\u003d\"EN\" style\u003d\"font-size:10pt;color:blue;font-family:Arial\"\>$4 \u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/b\>\u003c/strong\>\u003cstrong\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Arial\" color\u003d\"blue\" size\u003d\"2\"\>\u003cspan lang\u003d\"EN\" style\u003d\"font-weight:normal;font-size:10pt;color:blue;font-family:Arial\"\>when somebody scraps you. \u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/b\>\u003c/strong\>\u003c/div\>  \u003cdiv style\u003d\"line-height:19.2pt\"\>\u003cstrong\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Arial\" color\u003d\"blue\" size\u003d\"2\"\>\u003cspan lang\u003d\"EN\" style\u003d\"font-weight:normal;font-size:10pt;color:blue;font-family:Arial\"\>* He also gets \u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/b\>\u003c/strong\>\u003cstrong\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Arial\" color\u003d\"blue\" size\u003d\"2\"\>\u003cspan lang\u003d\"EN\" style\u003d\"font-size:10pt;color:blue;font-family:Arial\"\>$200\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/b\>\u003c/strong\>\u003cstrong\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Arial\" color\u003d\"blue\" size\u003d\"2\"\>\u003cspan lang\u003d\"EN\" style\u003d\"font-weight:normal;font-size:10pt;color:blue;font-family:Arial\"\> for each photograph you upload on Orkut. ",1]);//--></SCRIPT>$8</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=blue size=2><SPAN lang=EN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> when your friend's friend adds you as a friend & gets </SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=blue size=2><SPAN lang=EN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">$6</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=blue size=2><SPAN lang=EN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> if anybody adds you as friend in the resulting chain.</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG></DIV><DIV style="LINE-HEIGHT: 19.2pt"><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=blue size=2><SPAN lang=EN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">* He gets </SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=blue size=2><SPAN lang=EN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">$5</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=blue size=2><SPAN lang=EN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> when you scrap somebody & </SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=blue size=2><SPAN lang=EN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">$4 </SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=blue size=2><SPAN lang=EN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">when somebody scraps you. </SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG></DIV><DIV style="LINE-HEIGHT: 19.2pt"><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=blue size=2><SPAN lang=EN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">* He also gets </SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=blue size=2><SPAN lang=EN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">$200</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=blue size=2><SPAN lang=EN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> for each photograph you upload on Orkut.<SCRIPT><!--D(["mb","\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/b\>\u003c/strong\>\u003c/div\>  \u003cdiv style\u003d\"line-height:19.2pt\"\>\u003cstrong\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Arial\" color\u003d\"blue\" size\u003d\"2\"\>\u003cspan lang\u003d\"EN\" style\u003d\"font-weight:normal;font-size:10pt;color:blue;font-family:Arial\"\>* He gets \u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/b\>\u003c/strong\>\u003cstrong\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Arial\" color\u003d\"blue\" size\u003d\"2\"\>\u003cspan lang\u003d\"EN\" style\u003d\"font-size:10pt;color:blue;font-family:Arial\"\>$2.5\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/b\>\u003c/strong\>\u003cstrong\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Arial\" color\u003d\"blue\" size\u003d\"2\"\>\u003cspan lang\u003d\"EN\" style\u003d\"font-weight:normal;font-size:10pt;color:blue;font-family:Arial\"\> when you add your friend in the crush-list or in the hot-list. \u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/b\>\u003c/strong\>\u003c/div\>  \u003cdiv style\u003d\"line-height:19.2pt\"\>\u003cstrong\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Arial\" color\u003d\"blue\" size\u003d\"2\"\>\u003cspan lang\u003d\"EN\" style\u003d\"font-weight:normal;font-size:10pt;color:blue;font-family:Arial\"\>* He gets \u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/b\>\u003c/strong\>\u003cstrong\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Arial\" color\u003d\"blue\" size\u003d\"2\"\>\u003cspan lang\u003d\"EN\" style\u003d\"font-size:10pt;color:blue;font-family:Arial\"\>$2\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/b\>\u003c/strong\>\u003cstrong\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Arial\" color\u003d\"blue\" size\u003d\"2\"\>\u003cspan lang\u003d\"EN\" style\u003d\"font-weight:normal;font-size:10pt;color:blue;font-family:Arial\"\> when you become somebody&#39;s fan. \u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/b\>\u003c/strong\>\u003c/div\>  \u003cdiv style\u003d\"line-height:19.2pt\"\>\u003cstrong\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Arial\" color\u003d\"blue\" size\u003d\"2\"\>\u003cspan lang\u003d\"EN\" style\u003d\"font-weight:normal;font-size:10pt;color:blue;font-family:Arial\"\>* He gets \u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/b\>\u003c/strong\>\u003cstrong\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Arial\" color\u003d\"blue\" size\u003d\"2\"\>\u003cspan lang\u003d\"EN\" style\u003d\"font-size:10pt;color:blue;font-family:Arial\"\>$1.5\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/b\>\u003c/strong\>\u003cstrong\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Arial\" color\u003d\"blue\" size\u003d\"2\"\>\u003cspan lang\u003d\"EN\" style\u003d\"font-weight:normal;font-size:10pt;color:blue;font-family:Arial\"\> when somebody else becomes your fan. \u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/b\>\u003c/strong\>\u003c/div\>  \u003cdiv style\u003d\"line-height:19.2pt\"\>\u003cstrong\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Arial\" color\u003d\"blue\" size\u003d\"2\"\>\u003cspan lang\u003d\"EN\" style\u003d\"font-weight:normal;font-size:10pt;color:blue;font-family:Arial\"\>* He even gets \u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/b\>\u003c/strong\>\u003cstrong\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Arial\" color\u003d\"blue\" size\u003d\"2\"\>\u003cspan lang\u003d\"EN\" style\u003d\"font-size:10pt;color:blue;font-family:Arial\"\>",1]);//--></SCRIPT> </SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG></DIV><DIV style="LINE-HEIGHT: 19.2pt"><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=blue size=2><SPAN lang=EN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">* He gets </SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=blue size=2><SPAN lang=EN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">$2.5</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=blue size=2><SPAN lang=EN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> when you add your friend in the crush-list or in the hot-list. </SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG></DIV><DIV style="LINE-HEIGHT: 19.2pt"><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=blue size=2><SPAN lang=EN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">* He gets </SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=blue size=2><SPAN lang=EN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">$2</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=blue size=2><SPAN lang=EN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> when you become somebody's fan. </SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG></DIV><DIV style="LINE-HEIGHT: 19.2pt"><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=blue size=2><SPAN lang=EN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">* He gets </SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=blue size=2><SPAN lang=EN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">$1.5</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=blue size=2><SPAN lang=EN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> when somebody else becomes your fan. </SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG></DIV><DIV style="LINE-HEIGHT: 19.2pt"><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=blue size=2><SPAN lang=EN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">* He even gets </SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=blue size=2><SPAN lang=EN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><SCRIPT><!--D(["mb","$1\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/b\>\u003c/strong\>\u003cstrong\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Arial\" color\u003d\"blue\" size\u003d\"2\"\>\u003cspan lang\u003d\"EN\" style\u003d\"font-weight:normal;font-size:10pt;color:blue;font-family:Arial\"\> every time you logout of Orkut. \u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/b\>\u003c/strong\>\u003c/div\>  \u003cdiv style\u003d\"line-height:19.2pt\"\>\u003cstrong\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Arial\" color\u003d\"blue\" size\u003d\"2\"\>\u003cspan lang\u003d\"EN\" style\u003d\"font-weight:normal;font-size:10pt;color:blue;font-family:Arial\"\>* He gets \u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/b\>\u003c/strong\>\u003cstrong\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Arial\" color\u003d\"blue\" size\u003d\"2\"\>\u003cspan lang\u003d\"EN\" style\u003d\"font-size:10pt;color:blue;font-family:Arial\"\>$0.5\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/b\>\u003c/strong\>\u003cstrong\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Arial\" color\u003d\"blue\" size\u003d\"2\"\>\u003cspan lang\u003d\"EN\" style\u003d\"font-weight:normal;font-size:10pt;color:blue;font-family:Arial\"\> every time you just change your profile-photograph. \u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/b\>\u003c/strong\>\u003c/div\>  \u003cdiv style\u003d\"line-height:19.2pt\"\>\u003cstrong\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Arial\" color\u003d\"blue\" size\u003d\"2\"\>\u003cspan lang\u003d\"EN\" style\u003d\"font-weight:normal;font-size:10pt;color:blue;font-family:Arial\"\>* He also gets \u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/b\>\u003c/strong\>\u003cstrong\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Arial\" color\u003d\"blue\" size\u003d\"2\"\>\u003cspan lang\u003d\"EN\" style\u003d\"font-size:10pt;color:blue;font-family:Arial\"\>$0.5\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/b\>\u003c/strong\>\u003cstrong\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Arial\" color\u003d\"blue\" size\u003d\"2\"\>\u003cspan lang\u003d\"EN\" style\u003d\"font-weight:normal;font-size:10pt;color:blue;font-family:Arial\"\> every time you read your friend&#39;s scrap-book & \u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/b\>\u003c/strong\>\u003cstrong\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Arial\" color\u003d\"blue\" size\u003d\"2\"\>\u003cspan lang\u003d\"EN\" style\u003d\"font-size:10pt;color:blue;font-family:Arial\"\>$0.5\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/b\>\u003c/strong\>\u003cstrong\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Arial\" color\u003d\"blue\" size\u003d\"2\"\>\u003cspan lang\u003d\"EN\" style\u003d\"font-weight:normal;font-size:10pt;color:blue;font-family:Arial\"\> every time you view your friend&#39;s friend-list. \u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/b\>\u003c/strong\>\u003c/div\>  \u003cdiv style\u003d\"line-height:19.2pt\"\>\u003cfont size\u003d\"4\"\>\u003cstrong\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Trebuchet MS\" color\u003d\"#003366\"\>\u003cspan lang\u003d\"EN\" style\u003d\"font-size:12pt;color:#003366\"\>\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/b\>\u003c/strong\>\u003c/font\> \u003c/div\>  \u003cdiv style\u003d\"line-height:19.2pt\"\>\u003cfont size\u003d\"4\"\>\u003cstrong\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Trebuchet MS\" color\u003d\"#003366\"\>",1]);//--></SCRIPT>$1</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=blue size=2><SPAN lang=EN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> every time you logout of Orkut. </SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG></DIV><DIV style="LINE-HEIGHT: 19.2pt"><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=blue size=2><SPAN lang=EN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">* He gets </SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=blue size=2><SPAN lang=EN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">$0.5</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=blue size=2><SPAN lang=EN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> every time you just change your profile-photograph. </SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG></DIV><DIV style="LINE-HEIGHT: 19.2pt"><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=blue size=2><SPAN lang=EN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">* He also gets </SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=blue size=2><SPAN lang=EN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">$0.5</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=blue size=2><SPAN lang=EN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> every time you read your friend's scrap-book & </SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=blue size=2><SPAN lang=EN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">$0.5</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=blue size=2><SPAN lang=EN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> every time you view your friend's friend-list. </SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG></DIV><DIV style="LINE-HEIGHT: 19.2pt"><FONT size=4><STRONG><B><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" color=#003366><SPAN lang=EN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: #003366"></SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG></FONT> </DIV><DIV style="LINE-HEIGHT: 19.2pt"><FONT size=4><STRONG><B><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" color=#003366><SCRIPT><!--D(["mb","\u003cspan lang\u003d\"EN\" style\u003d\"font-size:12pt;color:#003366\"\>\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/b\>\u003c/strong\>\u003c/font\> \u003c/div\>  \u003cdiv style\u003d\"line-height:19.2pt\"\>\u003cfont size\u003d\"4\"\>\u003cstrong\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Trebuchet MS\" color\u003d\"#003366\"\>\u003cspan lang\u003d\"EN\" style\u003d\"font-size:12pt;color:#003366\"\>&#65533;Moral of the story"?\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/b\>\u003c/strong\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Trebuchet MS\" color\u003d\"#cc9933\"\>\u003cspan lang\u003d\"EN\" style\u003d\"color:#cc9933\"\> \u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/div\>  \u003cdiv style\u003d\"line-height:19.2pt\"\>\u003cfont size\u003d\"6\"\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Trebuchet MS\" color\u003d\"#cc9933\"\>\u003cspan lang\u003d\"EN\" style\u003d\"color:#cc9933\"\>\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003cstrong\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Trebuchet MS\" color\u003d\"#990000\"\>\u003cspan lang\u003d\"EN\" style\u003d\"color:#990000\"\>\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/b\>\u003c/strong\>\u003c/font\> \u003c/div\>  \u003cdiv style\u003d\"line-height:19.2pt\"\>\u003cfont size\u003d\"6\"\>\u003cstrong\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Trebuchet MS\" color\u003d\"#990000\"\>\u003cspan lang\u003d\"EN\" style\u003d\"color:#990000\"\>LOOSE UR \u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/b\>\u003c/strong\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/div\>  \u003cdiv style\u003d\"line-height:19.2pt\"\>\u003cfont size\u003d\"6\"\>\u003cstrong\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Trebuchet MS\" color\u003d\"#990000\"\>\u003cspan lang\u003d\"EN\" style\u003d\"color:#990000\"\>\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/b\>\u003c/strong\>\u003c/font\> \u003c/div\>  \u003cdiv style\u003d\"line-height:19.2pt\"\>\u003cfont size\u003d\"6\"\>\u003cstrong\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Trebuchet MS\" color\u003d\"#990000\"\>\u003cspan lang\u003d\"EN\" style\u003d\"color:#990000\"\>GIRLFRIEND AND \u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/b\>\u003c/strong\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/div\>  \u003cdiv style\u003d\"line-height:19.2pt\"\>\u003cfont size\u003d\"6\"\>\u003cstrong\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Trebuchet MS\" color\u003d\"#990000\"\>\u003cspan lang\u003d\"EN\" style\u003d\"color:#990000\"\>\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/b\>\u003c/strong\>\u003c/font\> \u003c/div\>  \u003cdiv style\u003d\"line-height:19.2pt\"\>\u003cfont size\u003d\"6\"\>\u003cstrong\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Trebuchet MS\" color\u003d\"#990000\"\>\u003cspan lang\u003d\"EN\" style\u003d\"color:#990000\"\>MAKE BILLIONS!!!!\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/b\>\u003c/strong\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Arial\" color\u003d\"blue\"\>\u003cspan lang\u003d\"EN\" style\u003d\"font-size:10pt;color:blue;font-family:Arial\"\> \u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/div\>",1]);//--></SCRIPT><SPAN lang=EN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: #003366"></SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG></FONT></DIV><DIV style="LINE-HEIGHT: 19.2pt"><FONT size=4><STRONG><B><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" color=#003366><SPAN lang=EN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: #003366">&#65533; Moral of the story</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" color=#cc9933><SPAN lang=EN style="COLOR: #cc9933"> </SPAN></FONT></FONT></DIV><DIV style="LINE-HEIGHT: 19.2pt"><FONT size=6><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" color=#cc9933><SPAN lang=EN style="COLOR: #cc9933"></SPAN></FONT><STRONG><B><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" color=#990000><SPAN lang=EN style="COLOR: #990000"></SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG></FONT> </DIV><DIV style="LINE-HEIGHT: 19.2pt"><FONT size=6><STRONG><B><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" color=#990000><SPAN lang=EN style="COLOR: #990000">LOOSE UR </SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG></FONT></DIV><DIV style="LINE-HEIGHT: 19.2pt"><FONT size=6><STRONG><B><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" color=#990000><SPAN lang=EN style="COLOR: #990000"></SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG></FONT> </DIV><DIV style="LINE-HEIGHT: 19.2pt"><FONT size=6><STRONG><B><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" color=#990000><SPAN lang=EN style="COLOR: #990000">GIRLFRIEND AND </SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG></FONT></DIV><DIV style="LINE-HEIGHT: 19.2pt"><FONT size=6><STRONG><B><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" color=#990000><SPAN lang=EN style="COLOR: #990000"></SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG></FONT> </DIV><DIV style="LINE-HEIGHT: 19.2pt"><FONT size=6><STRONG><B><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" color=#990000><SPAN lang=EN style="COLOR: #990000">MAKE BILLIONS...!!!</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><FONT face=Arial color=blue><SPAN lang=EN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </SPAN></FONT></FONT></DIV><br><img src="http://ri.rediffiland.com/homepimages/home6/787/143030b4af4a8e3397c189c1fa2e598b/homep/images/1177409179">]]></description><pubDate>Tue, 24 Apr 2007 15:32:58 +0530</pubDate><link>http://kingoflife.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/04/24/Lose-your-GF-make.html</link></item><item><title>The 90/10 Principle</title><description><![CDATA[<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face="Tms Rmn" color=#0000ff><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: #a13f00"><FONT face=Verdana><FONT color=#0000a0><STRONG>I know most of you might have seen this, but I thought of sharing with the ones, who never read about this earlier and please do comment guys...!!!</STRONG></FONT><BR></FONT> <BR><FONT face=Verdana>10% of life is made up of what happens to you. 90% of life is decided by how you react. What does this mean? </FONT></SPAN></FONT></P><P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 12pt"><FONT face=Verdana color=#0000ff><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: #a13f00">We really have no control over 10% of what happens to us. We cannot stop the car from breaking down. The plane will be late arriving, which throws our whole schedule off. A driver may cut us off in traffic. We have no control over this 10%. The other 90% is different. You determine the other 90%. </SPAN></FONT></P><P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 12pt"><FONT face=Verdana color=#0000ff><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: #a13f00">How? <SPAN>By your reaction.</SPAN> You cannot control a red <SPAN>light.,</SPAN> but you can control your reaction. Don't let people fool you; YOU can control how you react. </SPAN></FONT></P><P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 12pt"><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT face=Verdana><U><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: #a13f00">Let's use an example</SPAN></U><SPAN style="COLOR: #a13f00">. </SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 12pt"><FONT face=Verdana color=#0000ff><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: #a13f00">You are eating breakfast with your family. Your daughter knocks over a cup of coffee onto your business shirt. You have no control over what just what happened. What happens when the next will be determined by how you <SPAN>react.</SPAN> You curse. You harshly scold your daughter for knocking the cup over. </SPAN></FONT></P><P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 12pt"><FONT face=Verdana color=#0000ff><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: #a13f00">She breaks down in tears. After scolding her, you turn to your spouse and criticize her for placing the cup too close to the edge of the table. A short verbal battle follows. You storm upstairs and change your shirt. Back downstairs, you find your daughter has been too busy crying to finish breakfast and get ready for school. She misses the bus. Your spouse must leave immediately for work. </SPAN></FONT></P><P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 12pt"><FONT face=Verdana color=#0000ff><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: #a13f00">You rush to the car and drive your daughter to school. Because you are late, you drive 40 miles an hour in a 30 mph speed limit. After a 15-minute delay and throwing $60 traffic fine away, you arrive at school. Your daughter runs into the building without saying goodbye. After arriving at the office 20 minutes late, you find you forgot your briefcase. Your day has started terrible. As it continues, it seems to get worse and worse. You look forward to coming home, When you arrive home, you find small wedge in your relationship with your spouse and daughter. </SPAN></FONT></P><P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 12pt"><FONT face=Verdana color=#0000ff><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: #a13f00">Why? <SPAN>Because of how you reacted in the morning.</SPAN> Why did you have a bad day? </SPAN></FONT></P><P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 12pt"><FONT face=Verdana color=#0000ff><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: #a13f00">A) Did the coffee cause it? </SPAN></FONT></P><P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 12pt"><FONT face=Verdana color=#0000ff><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: #a13f00">B) Did your daughter cause it? </SPAN></FONT></P><P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 12pt"><FONT face=Verdana color=#0000ff><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: #a13f00">C) Did the policeman cause it? </SPAN></FONT></P><P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 12pt"><FONT face=Verdana color=#0000ff><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: #a13f00">D) Did you cause it? </SPAN></FONT></P><P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 12pt"><FONT face=Verdana color=#0000ff><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: #a13f00">The answer is <SPAN>" D</SPAN>". </SPAN></FONT></P><P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 12pt"><FONT face=Verdana color=#0000ff><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: #a13f00">You had no control over what happened with the coffee. </SPAN></FONT></P><P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 12pt"><FONT face=Verdana color=#0000ff><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: #a13f00">How you reacted in those 5 seconds is what caused your bad day. Here is what could have and should have happened. </SPAN></FONT></P><P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 12pt"><FONT face=Verdana color=#0000ff><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: #a13f00">Coffee splashes over you. Your daughter is about to cry. You gently say, "<SPAN>It's</SPAN> ok honey, you just need, to be more careful next time". Grabbing a towel you rush upstairs. After grabbing a new shirt and your briefcase, you come back down in time to look through the window and see your child getting on the bus. She turns and waves. You arrive 5 minutes early and cheerfully greet the staff. Your boss comments on how good the day you are having. </SPAN></FONT></P><P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 12pt"><U><FONT face=Verdana color=#0000ff><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: #a13f00">Notice the difference? </SPAN></FONT></U></P><P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 12pt"><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT face=Verdana><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: #a13f00">Two different scenarios.</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #a13f00"> Both started the same. Both ended different. </SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 12pt"><FONT face=Verdana color=#0000ff><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: #a13f00">Why? <SPAN>Because of how you REACTED.</SPAN> </SPAN></FONT></P><P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 12pt"><FONT face=Verdana color=#0000ff><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: #a13f00">You really do not have any control over 10% of what happens. The other 90% was determined by your reaction. </SPAN></FONT></P><P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 12pt"><B><FONT face=Verdana color=#0000ff><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: #a13f00">Here are some ways to apply the 90/10 principle. </SPAN></FONT></B></P><P style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 0.5in; LINE-HEIGHT: 12pt; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0in"><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT face=Verdana><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: #a13f00; FONT-FAMILY: Symbol">·</SPAN><FONT size=1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 7pt; COLOR: #a13f00">        </SPAN></FONT><SPAN style="COLOR: #a13f00">If</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #a13f00"> someone says something negative about you, don't be a sponge. Let the attack roll off like water on glass. You don't have to let the negative comment affect you! React properly and it will not ruin your day. A wrong reaction could result in losing a friend, being fired, getting stressed out etc. </SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 0.5in; LINE-HEIGHT: 12pt; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0in"><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT face=Verdana><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: #a13f00; FONT-FAMILY: Symbol">·</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 7pt; COLOR: #a13f00">        </SPAN></FONT><SPAN style="COLOR: #a13f00">How</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #a13f00"> do you react if someone cuts you off in traffic? Do you lose your temper? <SPAN>Pound on the steering wheel?</SPAN> Do you curse? Does your blood pressure skyrocket? Do you try and bump them? WHO CARES if you arrive ten seconds later at work? Why let the cars ruin your drive? </SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 12pt"><FONT face=Verdana color=#0000ff size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: #a13f00">Remember the 90/10 principle, and do not worry about it. </SPAN></FONT></P><P style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 0.5in; LINE-HEIGHT: 12pt; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0in"><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT face=Verdana><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: #a13f00; FONT-FAMILY: Symbol">·</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 7pt; COLOR: #a13f00">        </SPAN></FONT><SPAN style="COLOR: #a13f00">You</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #a13f00"> are told you lost your job. Why lose sleep and get irritated? It will work out. Use your worrying energy and time into finding another job. </SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 0.5in; LINE-HEIGHT: 12pt; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0in"><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT face=Verdana><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: #a13f00; FONT-FAMILY: Symbol">·</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 7pt; COLOR: #a13f00">        </SPAN></FONT><SPAN style="COLOR: #a13f00">The</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #a13f00"> plane is late; it is going to mangle your schedule for the day. Why take out your frustration on the flight attendant? She has no control over what is going on. Use your time to study, get to know the other passenger. </SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P><FONT face=Verdana color=#0000ff size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: #a13f00"><STRONG>Why get stressed out? It will just make things worse. Now you know the 90-10 principle. Apply it and you will be amazed at the results. You will lose nothing if you try it...!</STRONG></SPAN></FONT></P><br><img src="http://ri.rediffiland.com/homepimages/home6/787/143030b4af4a8e3397c189c1fa2e598b/homep/images/1174027882">]]></description><pubDate>Fri, 16 Mar 2007 11:50:49 +0530</pubDate><link>http://kingoflife.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/03/16/The-90-10.html</link></item><item><title>A B C ... of Marriage!</title><description><![CDATA[<TABLE style="WIDTH: 371px; HEIGHT: 750px" cellSpacing=10 cellPadding=0 width=371 align=center border=0><TBODY><TR><TD width="100%"><B><FONT face=Verdana color=#ff0000 size=2>A</FONT></B><FONT face=Verdana size=2> - Absolutely adore each other</FONT></TD></TR><TR><TD width="100%"><FONT face=Verdana size=2><B><FONT color=#ff0000>B</FONT></B> - Be best friends</FONT></TD></TR><TR><TD width="100%"><FONT face=Verdana size=2><B><FONT color=#ff0000>C</FONT></B> - Compromise</FONT></TD></TR><TR><TD width="100%"><FONT face=Verdana size=2><B><FONT color=#ff0000>D</FONT></B> - Discover new things together</FONT></TD></TR><TR><TD width="100%"><FONT face=Verdana size=2><B><FONT color=#ff0000>E</FONT></B> - Encourage each other</FONT></TD></TR><TR><TD width="100%"><FONT face=Verdana size=2><B><FONT color=#ff0000>F</FONT></B> - Forgive and forget</FONT></TD></TR><TR><TD width="100%"><FONT face=Verdana size=2><B><FONT color=#ff0000>G</FONT></B> - Gaze into each others eyes</FONT></TD></TR><TR><TD width="100%"><FONT face=Verdana size=2><B><FONT color=#ff0000>H</FONT></B> - Hold hands and hug a lot</FONT></TD></TR><TR><TD width="100%"><FONT face=Verdana size=2><B><FONT color=#ff0000>I</FONT></B> - Inspire and intrigue each other</FONT></TD></TR><TR><TD width="100%"><FONT face=Verdana size=2><B><FONT color=#ff0000>J</FONT></B> - Joke and laugh and have fun</FONT></TD></TR><TR><TD width="100%"><FONT face=Verdana size=2><B><FONT color=#ff0000>K</FONT></B> - Kiss, Kids &amp; Kids ;-)</FONT></TD></TR><!--sc-ript><!--D(["mb","<tr>  <td width\u003d\"100%\"><font face\u003d\"Verdana\" size\u003d\"2\"><b><font color\u003d\"#ff0000\">L</font></b> - Love with all your hearts</font></td></tr>  <tr>  <td width\u003d\"100%\"><font face\u003d\"Verdana\" size\u003d\"2\"><b><font color\u003d\"#ff0000\">M</font></b> - Marvel at each other&#39;s talents</font></td></tr>  <tr>  <td width\u003d\"100%\"><font face\u003d\"Verdana\" size\u003d\"2\"><b><font color\u003d\"#ff0000\">N</font></b> - Nuture each other&#39;s soul</font></td></tr>  <tr>  <td width\u003d\"100%\"><font face\u003d\"Verdana\" size\u003d\"2\"><b><font color\u003d\"#ff0000\">O</font></b> - Overcome problem together</font></td></tr>  <tr>  <td width\u003d\"100%\"><font face\u003d\"Verdana\" size\u003d\"2\"><b><font color\u003d\"#ff0000\">P</font></b> - Play games</font></td></tr>  <tr>  <td width\u003d\"100%\"><font face\u003d\"Verdana\" size\u003d\"2\"><font color\u003d\"#ff0000\"><b>Q</b></font> - Quiet each other&#39;s fears</font></td></tr>  <tr>  <td width\u003d\"100%\"><font face\u003d\"Verdana\" size\u003d\"2\"><b><font color\u003d\"#ff0000\">R</font></b> - Remember the little things</font></td></tr>  <tr>  <td width\u003d\"100%\"><font face\u003d\"Verdana\" size\u003d\"2\"><b><font color\u003d\"#ff0000\">S</font></b> - Say "I love you" everyday</font></td></tr>  <tr>  <td width\u003d\"100%\"><font face\u003d\"Verdana\" size\u003d\"2\"><b><font color\u003d\"#ff0000\">T</font></b> - Take time for tenderness</font></td></tr>  <tr>  <td width\u003d\"100%\"><font face\u003d\"Verdana\" size\u003d\"2\"><b><font color\u003d\"#ff0000\">U</font></b> - Understand and care deeply</font></td></tr>  <tr>  <td width\u003d\"100%\"><font face\u003d\"Verdana\" size\u003d\"2\"><b><font color\u003d\"#ff0000\">V</font></b> - Value everything you share</font></td></tr>  <tr>  <td width\u003d\"100%\"><font face\u003d\"Verdana\" size\u003d\"2\"><b><font color\u003d\"#ff0000\">W</font></b> - Wish on stars together</font></td></tr>  <tr>  <td width\u003d\"100%\"><font face\u003d\"Verdana\" size\u003d\"2\"><b><font color\u003d\"#ff0000\">X</font></b> - X-press your true\n feelings</font></td></tr>  <tr>  <td width\u003d\"100%\"><font face\u003d\"Verdana\" size\u003d\"2\"><b><font color\u003d\"#ff0000\">Y</font></b> - Yearn for each other&#39;s touch</font></td></tr>  <tr>  <td width\u003d\"100%\"><font face\u003d\"Verdana\" size\u003d\"2\"><b><font color\u003d\"#ff0000\">Z</font></b> - Zzzzz in each other&#39;s arm",1]);//--></SC-RIPT--><TR><TD width="100%"><FONT face=Verdana size=2><B><FONT color=#ff0000>L</FONT></B> - Love with all your hearts</FONT></TD></TR><TR><TD width="100%"><FONT face=Verdana size=2><B><FONT color=#ff0000>M</FONT></B> - Miss each other, always and forever...</FONT></TD></TR><TR><TD width="100%"><FONT face=Verdana size=2><B><FONT color=#ff0000>N</FONT></B> - Nurture each other's soul</FONT></TD></TR><TR><TD width="100%"><FONT face=Verdana size=2><B><FONT color=#ff0000>O</FONT></B> - Overcome problem together</FONT></TD></TR><TR><TD width="100%"><FONT face=Verdana size=2><B><FONT color=#ff0000>P</FONT></B> - Play games</FONT></TD></TR><TR><TD width="100%"><FONT face=Verdana size=2><FONT color=#ff0000><B>Q</B></FONT> - Quiet each other's fears</FONT></TD></TR><TR><TD width="100%"><FONT face=Verdana size=2><B><FONT color=#ff0000>R</FONT></B> - Remember the little things</FONT></TD></TR><TR><TD width="100%"><FONT face=Verdana size=2><B><FONT color=#ff0000>S</FONT></B> - Say "I love you" everyday</FONT></TD></TR><TR><TD width="100%"><FONT face=Verdana size=2><B><FONT color=#ff0000>T</FONT></B> - Take time for tenderness</FONT></TD></TR><TR><TD width="100%"><FONT face=Verdana size=2><B><FONT color=#ff0000>U</FONT></B> - Understand and care deeply</FONT></TD></TR><TR><TD width="100%"><FONT face=Verdana size=2><B><FONT color=#ff0000>V</FONT></B> - Value everything you share</FONT></TD></TR><TR><TD width="100%"><FONT face=Verdana size=2><B><FONT color=#ff0000>W</FONT></B> - Wish on stars together</FONT></TD></TR><TR><TD width="100%"><FONT face=Verdana size=2><B><FONT color=#ff0000>X</FONT></B> - X-press your true feelings</FONT></TD></TR><TR><TD width="100%"><FONT face=Verdana size=2><B><FONT color=#ff0000>Y</FONT></B> - Yearn for each other's touch</FONT></TD></TR><TR><TD width="100%"><FONT face=Verdana size=2><B><FONT color=#ff0000>Z</FONT></B> - Zzzzz in each other's arm</FONT></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><BR><STRONG><FONT face=Verdana color=#0000ff>PS: I dont know how much its true as i'm still a bachelor. If anyone wanna kill me or like the blog, feel free to comment...!</FONT></STRONG><br><img src="http://ri.rediffiland.com/homepimages/home6/787/143030b4af4a8e3397c189c1fa2e598b/homep/images/1173248820">]]></description><pubDate>Wed, 07 Mar 2007 12:10:45 +0530</pubDate><link>http://kingoflife.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/03/07/A-B-C-of.html</link></item><item><title>Amazing, but TRUE...!</title><description><![CDATA[<P style="BACKGROUND: white; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">*Have a look...! things you may not know...*<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="BACKGROUND: white; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">*----------------------------------------------------------------------*<o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="BACKGROUND: white; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">*1. Coca-Cola was originally green.*<BR>*-----------------------------------------------------------------------* <BR>*2. The most common name in the world is Mohammed.*<BR>*-----------------------------------------------------------------------*<BR>*3.The name of the entire continents end with the same letter <BR>that they start with.* <BR>*-----------------------------------------------------------------------*<BR>*4. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.*<BR>*-----------------------------------------------------------------------* <BR>*5. There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.*<BR>*-----------------------------------------------------------------------*<BR>*6. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters on one row of the keyboard.*<BR>*-----------------------------------------------------------------------*<BR>*7. Women blink nearly twice as much as men!*<BR>*----------------------------------------------------------------------* <BR>*8. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.*<BR>*-----------------------------------------------------------------------*<BR>*9. </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">It is impossible to lick your elbow<SCRIPT><!--D(["mb","</font>.*<br><br>*-----------------------------<WBR>------------------------------<WBR>------------* \n<br><br>*10. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze,<br>your heart stops for a millisecond.*<br><br>*-----------------------------<WBR>------------------------------<WBR>------------*<br><br>*11. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.* \n<br><br>*-----------------------------<WBR>------------------------------<WBR>------------*<br><br>*12. The "sixth sick sheik&#39;s sixth sheep&#39;s sick" is said to be the<br>toughest tongue twister in the English language.*<br>\n<br>*-----------------------------<WBR>------------------------------<WBR>------------*<br><br>*13. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to <br>suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck \n<br>and die.*<br><br>*-----------------------------<WBR>------------------------------<WBR>------------*<br><br>*14. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from history.<br><br>*>Spades - King David*<br><br>*>Clubs - Alexander the Great,* \n<br><br>*>Hearts - Charlemagne*<br><br>*>Diamonds - Julius Caesar.*<br><br>*-----------------------------<WBR>------------------------------*<br><br>*15. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 \u003d 12,345,678,987,654,321 <br>(count out the answer)* \n<br><br>*-----------------------------<WBR>------------------------------*<br><br>*16. If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs<br>in the air, the person died in battle. <br>If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result \n<br>of wounds received in battle. <br>If the horse has a all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural<br>causes.*  <cool huh!!><br><br>*-----------------------------<WBR>------------------------------*<br><br>\n*17 What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and<br>laser printers all have in common?<br>Answer - All invented by women.*<br><br>*-----------------------------",1]);//--></SCRIPT> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">.*<BR>*-----------------------------------------------------------------------* <BR>*10. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.*<BR>*-----------------------------------------------------------------------*<BR>*11. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.* <BR>*-----------------------------------------------------------------------*<BR>*12. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the<BR>toughest tongue twister in the English language.*<BR>*-----------------------------------------------------------------------*<BR>*13. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to <BR>suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.*<BR>*-----------------------------------------------------------------------*<BR>*14. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from history.<BR>*>Spades - King David*<BR>*>Clubs - Alexander the Great,* <BR>*>Hearts - Charlemagne*<BR>*>Diamonds - Julius Caesar.*<BR>*-----------------------------------------------------------*<BR>*15. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321 <BR>(count out the answer)* <BR>*-----------------------------------------------------------*<BR>*16. If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. <BR>If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. <BR>If the horse has a all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.*  <cool huh!!><BR>*-----------------------------------------------------------*<BR>*17 What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common?<BR>Answer - All invented by women.*<BR>*------------------------------<SCRIPT><!--D(["mb","<WBR>------------------------------*<br><br>*18. Question - This is the only food that doesn&#39;t spoil. What is this? \n<br>Answer - Honey*<br><br>*-----------------------------<WBR>------------------------------*<br><br>*19. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.*<br><br>*-----------------------------<WBR>------------------------------*<br><br>*20. A snail can sleep for three years.* \n<br><br>*-----------------------------<WBR>------------------------------*<br><br>*21. All polar bears are left handed.*<br><br>*-----------------------------<WBR>------------------------------*<br><br>*22. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive \n<br>from each salad served in first-class.*<br><br>*-----------------------------<WBR>------------------------------*<br><br>*23. Butterflies taste with their feet.*<br><br>*-----------------------------<WBR>------------------------------* \n<br><br>*24.Elephants are the only animals that can&#39;t jump.*<br><br>*-----------------------------<WBR>------------------------------*<br><br>*25.In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.*<br><br>*-----------------------------<WBR>------------------------------* \n<br><br>*26. On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.*<br><br>*-----------------------------<WBR>------------------------------*<br><br>*27. Shakespeare invented the words &#39;assassination&#39; and &#39;bump&#39;.*<br><br>*-----------------------------<WBR>------------------------------* \n<br><br>*28. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.*<br><br>*-----------------------------<WBR>------------------------------*<br><br>*29. An ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.*<br>\n<br>*-----------------------------<WBR>------------------------------*<br><br>*30. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.*<br><br>*-----------------------------<WBR>------------------------------*<br><br>*31. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps o squirt \n<br>blood 30 feet.*<br><br>*-----------------------------",1]);//--></SCRIPT>------------------------------*<BR>*18. Question - This is the only food that doesn't spoil. What is this? Answer - Honey*<BR>*-----------------------------------------------------------*<BR>*19. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.*<BR>*-----------------------------------------------------------*<BR>*20. A snail can sleep for three years.* <BR>*-----------------------------------------------------------*<BR>*21. All polar bears are left handed.*<BR>*-----------------------------------------------------------*<BR>*22. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.*<BR>*-----------------------------------------------------------*<BR>*23. Butterflies taste with their feet.*<BR>*-----------------------------------------------------------* <BR>*24.Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.*<BR>*-----------------------------------------------------------*<BR>*25.In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.*<BR>*-----------------------------------------------------------* <BR>*26. On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.*<BR>*-----------------------------------------------------------*<BR>*27. Shakespeare invented the words 'assassination' and 'bump'.*<BR>*-----------------------------------------------------------* <BR>*28. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.*<BR>*-----------------------------------------------------------*<BR>*29. An ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.*<BR>*-----------------------------------------------------------*<BR>*30. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.*<BR>*-----------------------------------------------------------*<BR>*31. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps o squirt blood 30 feet.*<BR>*------------------------------<SCRIPT><!--D(["mb","<WBR>------------------------------*<br><br>*32. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have <br>over a million descendants.*<br><br>*-----------------------------<WBR>------------------------------* \n<br><br>*33. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in <br>your ear by 700 times.*<br><br>*-----------------------------<WBR>------------------------------*<br><br>*34. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.* \n<br><br>*-----------------------------<WBR>------------------------------*<br><br>*35. Most lipstick contains fish scales.*<br><br>*-----------------------------<WBR>------------------------------*<br><br>*36. Like fingerprints, everyone&#39;s tongue print is different.* \n<br><br>*-----------------------------<WBR>------------------------------*<br><br>*37. And finally 99% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.* <br>  (Am I right? If so, reply back)<br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>\n<br><br></span></p>\n<p><span style\u003d\"font-size:14pt;color:rgb(51,102,255)\"></span><span style\u003d\"font-size:14pt\"></span> </p>\n<p><span style\u003d\"font-size:14pt\"></span></p>\n<p><span style\u003d\"font-size:16pt;color:fuchsia\"></span></p>\n<p><b><span style\u003d\"font-size:10pt;font-family:Arial\"></span></b></p>\n<p><span style\u003d\"color:white\" width\u003d\"1\">__</span> </p></p></div></div>\n<div style\u003d\"clear:both;font-size:1px;color:#fff\">.</div></div><img height\u003d\"1\" src\u003d\"http://geo.yahoo.com/serv?s\u003d97359714&grpId\u003d17446288&grpspId\u003d1600043325&msgId\u003d1666&stime\u003d1152680779\" width\u003d\"1\"> <br><span style\u003d\"color:white\">\n__,_._,___</span> </div></div></div>",1]);//--></SCRIPT>------------------------------*<BR>*32. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.*<BR>*-----------------------------------------------------------* <BR>*33. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.*<BR>*-----------------------------------------------------------*<BR>*34. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.* <BR>*-----------------------------------------------------------*<BR>*35. Most lipstick contains fish scales.*<BR>*-----------------------------------------------------------*<BR>*36. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.* <BR>*-----------------------------------------------------------*<BR>*37. And finally 99% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.* (Am I right? If so, post a comment)<BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">*-----------------------------------------------------------*</SPAN></P><br><img src="http://ri.rediffiland.com/homepimages/home6/787/143030b4af4a8e3397c189c1fa2e598b/homep/images/1173158168">]]></description><pubDate>Tue, 06 Mar 2007 10:52:43 +0530</pubDate><link>http://kingoflife.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/03/06/Amazing-but.html</link></item><item><title>Girfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0</title><description><![CDATA[<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Batang"><FONT size=3>What if u upgraded<SPAN style="COLOR: red"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: green">GIRLFRIEND 5.0</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: red"> </SPAN>to <SPAN style="COLOR: red">WIFE 1.0.!<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></B></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Batang"><FONT size=3> <o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></B></P><DIV style="BORDER-RIGHT: medium none; PADDING-RIGHT: 0in; BORDER-TOP: windowtext 0.5pt solid; PADDING-LEFT: 0in; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; BORDER-LEFT: medium none; PADDING-TOP: 1pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: medium none"><P class=MsoNormal style="BORDER-RIGHT: medium none; PADDING-RIGHT: 0in; BORDER-TOP: medium none; PADDING-LEFT: 0in; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; BORDER-LEFT: medium none; PADDING-TOP: 0in; BORDER-BOTTOM: medium none; mso-border-top-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; mso-padding-alt: 1.0pt 0in 0in 0in"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Batang"><FONT size=3> <o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P></DIV><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Batang"><FONT size=3>Dear Tech Support Team,<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Batang"><FONT size=3> <o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Batang"><FONT size=3>Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Batang"><FONT size=3> <o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Batang"><FONT size=3>I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processes that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Batang"><FONT size=3> <o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Batang"><FONT size=3>Applications such as <B><SPAN style="COLOR: blue">BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0, BeerWithBuddies 7.5</SPAN></B>, and <B><SPAN style="COLOR: blue">Outings 3.6</SPAN></B> no longer runs, crashing the system, whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Batang"><FONT size=3> <o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoBodyText style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face=Verdana>I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0, but the 'uninstall' doesn't work on Wife 1.0.</FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Batang"><FONT size=3> <o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Batang"><FONT size=3>Please Help!<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Batang"><FONT size=3> <o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Batang"><FONT size=3>Thanks,<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><H1 style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><EM><FONT face=Verdana size=3>"A Troubled User"</FONT></EM></H1><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Batang"><FONT size=3> <o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><DIV style="BORDER-RIGHT: medium none; PADDING-RIGHT: 0in; BORDER-TOP: windowtext 0.5pt solid; PADDING-LEFT: 0in; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; BORDER-LEFT: medium none; PADDING-TOP: 1pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: medium none"><P class=MsoNormal style="BORDER-RIGHT: medium none; PADDING-RIGHT: 0in; BORDER-TOP: medium none; PADDING-LEFT: 0in; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; BORDER-LEFT: medium none; PADDING-TOP: 0in; BORDER-BOTTOM: medium none; mso-border-top-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; mso-padding-alt: 1.0pt 0in 0in 0in"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Batang"><FONT size=3> <o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P></DIV><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><B><I><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Batang"><FONT size=3>Reply from the Tech Support.!<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></I></B></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><B><I><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Batang"><FONT size=3> <o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></I></B></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Batang"><FONT size=3>Dear Troubled User,<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Batang"><FONT size=3> <o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Batang"><FONT size=3>This is a very common problem that people complain about.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Batang"><FONT size=3> <o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Batang"><FONT size=3>Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an <B><SPAN style="COLOR: red">OPEARTING SYSTEM</SPAN></B> and is designed by its Creator to run <B><SPAN style="COLOR: red">EVERYTHING.!!!</SPAN></B><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Batang"><FONT size=3> <o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Batang"><FONT size=3>It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Batang"><FONT size=3> <o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Batang"><FONT size=3>It is impossible to uninstall or purge the program files from the system once installed.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Batang"><FONT size=3> <o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Batang"><FONT size=3>You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this. <I>(Look in your Wife 1.0 Manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support).</I><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Batang"><FONT size=3> <o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Batang"><FONT size=3>I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the environment. I suggest installing the background application <B><SPAN style="COLOR: blue">"YES DEAR"</SPAN></B> to alleviate software augmentation.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Batang"><FONT size=3> <o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Batang"><FONT size=3>The best course of action is to enter the command <B><SPAN style="COLOR: red">"C:\APOLOGIZE</SPAN></B>" because ultimately you will have to give the <B><SPAN style="COLOR: red">APOLOGIZE</SPAN></B> command before the system will return to normal anyway.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Batang"><FONT size=3> <o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Batang"><FONT size=3>Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as <B><SPAN style="COLOR: blue">Clean 2.5, Sweep 3.0, Cook 1.5</SPAN></B> and <B><SPAN style="COLOR: blue">DoLaundry 4.2</SPAN></B>. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program <B><SPAN style="COLOR: red">NagNag 9.5</SPAN></B>.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Batang"><FONT size=3> <o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoBodyText style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face=Verdana>Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend <B><SPAN style="COLOR: blue">Sarees 2.1</SPAN></B> and <B><SPAN style="COLOR: blue">Jewellery 5.0</SPAN></B>.</FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Batang"><FONT size=3> <o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Batang"><FONT size=3>STATUTORY WARNING: DO NOT, under any circumstances, install <B><SPAN style="COLOR: red">SecretaryWith ShortSkirt 3.3</SPAN></B>. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Batang"><FONT size=3> <o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Batang"><FONT size=3>Best of luck,</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Batang"><FONT size=3> <o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Batang"><FONT size=3><EM><STRONG>"Tech Support Team"<o:p></o:p></STRONG></EM></FONT></SPAN></P><br><img src="http://ri.rediffiland.com/homepimages/home6/787/143030b4af4a8e3397c189c1fa2e598b/homep/images/1173075364">]]></description><pubDate>Mon, 05 Mar 2007 11:49:24 +0530</pubDate><link>http://kingoflife.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/03/05/Girfriend-5-0-to-Wife.html</link></item><item><title>Resume of our Prime Minister</title><description><![CDATA[<P align=left><SPAN><STRONG><FONT face=Verdana color=#0000a0>RESUME<BR><BR>EDUCATION /Qualification: </FONT></STRONG></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><BR><FONT face=Verdana color=#0000a0>Stood first in BA (Hons), Economics, Panjab University, Chandigarh,<BR>1952; Stood first in MA (Economics), Panjab University, Chandigarh, <BR>1954; Wright's Prize for distinguished performance at St John's College,<BR>Cambridge, 1955 and 1957; Wrenbury scholar, University of Cambridge,<BR>1957; DPhil (Oxford), DLitt (Honoris Causa); PhD thesis on India's export competitiveness</FONT><B><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><BR><BR><FONT face=Verdana color=#0000a0>OCCUPATION /Teaching Experience:</FONT></SPAN></B><BR><BR><FONT face=Verdana color=#0000a0>Professor (Senior lecturer, Economics, 1957-59;<BR>Reader, Economics, 1959-63; Professor, Economics, Panjab University, Chandigarh, 1963-65; Professor, </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><FONT face=Verdana color=#0000a0>International Trade, Delhi School of Economics,University of Delhi,<BR>1969-71; Honorary professor, Jawaharlal Nehru University,New Delhi, <BR>1976 and Delhi School of Economics, University of Delhi,1996 and Civil Servant</FONT><B><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><BR><BR><FONT face=Verdana color=#0000a0>Working Experience/ POSITIONS</FONT></SPAN></B><FONT face=Verdana color=#0000a0>:<BR>1971-72: Economic advisor, ministry of foreign trade <BR>1972-76: Chief economic advisor, ministry of finance<BR>1976-80: Director, Reserve Bank of India; Director, Industrial<BR>Development Bank of India; Alternate governor for India, Board of governors, Asian Development Bank; Alternate governor for India, Board of governors, IBRD<BR>November 1976 - April 1980: Secretary, ministry of finance (Department of economic affairs); Member, finance, Atomic Energy Commission; Member,<BR>finance, Space Commission<BR>April 1980 - September 15, 1982: Member-secretary, Planning Commission<SCRIPT><!--D(["mb","<br><br>1980-83: Chairman, India Committee of the Indo-Japan joint study<br>committee September 16, 1982 - January 14, 1985: Governor, Reserve Bank<br>of India<br><br>1982-85: Alternate Governor for India, Board of governors,\n<br>International Monetary Fund<br><br>1983-84: Member, economic advisory council to the Prime Minister<br><br>1985: President, Indian Economic Association<br><br>January 15, 1985 - July 31, 1987: Deputy Chairman, Planning Commission\n<br><br>August 1, 1987 - November 10, 1990: Secretary-general and commissioner,<br>south commission, Geneva<br><br>December 10, 1990 - March 14, 1991: Advisor to the Prime Minister on<br>economic affairs<br><br>March 15, 1991 - June 20, 1991: Chairman, UGC\n<br><br>June 21, 1991 - May 15, 1996: Union finance minister<br><br>October 1991: Elected to Rajya Sabha from Assam on Congress ticket<br><br>June 1995: Re-elected to Rajya Sabha<br><br>1996 onwards: Member, Consultative Committee for the ministry of finance\n<br><br>August 1, 1996 - December 4, 1997: Chairman, Parliamentary standing<br>committee on commerce<br><br>March 21, 1998 onwards: Leader of the Opposition, Rajya Sabha<br><br>June 5, 1998 onwards: Member, committee on finance\n<br><br>August 13, 1998 onwards: Member, committee on rules<br><br>Aug 1998-2001: Member, committee of privileges 2000 onwards: Member,<br>executive committee, Indian parliamentary group<br><br>June 2001: Re-elected to Rajya Sabha\n<br><br>Aug 2001 onwards: Member, general purposes committee<b><span style\u003d\"font-weight:bold\"><br><br>BOOKS:</span></b><br><br>India&#39;s Export Trends and Prospects for Self-Sustained Growth -Clarendon<br>Press, Oxford University, 1964; also published a large number of\n<br>articles in various economic journals.<b><span style\u003d\"font-weight:bold\"><br><br>OTHER ACCOMPLISHMENTS:</span></b><br><br>Adam Smith Prize, University of Cambridge, 1956<br><br>Padma Vibhushan, 1987<br><br>Euro money Award, Finance Minister of the Year, 1993;\n<br><br>Asia money Award, Finance Minister of the Year for Asia, 1993 and 1994",1]);//--></SCRIPT> <BR>1980-83: Chairman, India Committee of the Indo-Japan joint study committee September 16, 1982 - January 14, 1985: Governor, Reserve Bank of India<BR>1982-85: Alternate Governor for India, Board of governors, <BR>International Monetary Fund<BR>1983-84: Member, economic advisory council to the Prime Minister<BR>1985: President, Indian Economic Association<BR>January 15, 1985 - July 31, 1987: Deputy Chairman, Planning Commission <BR>August 1, 1987 - November 10, 1990: Secretary-general and commissioner, south commission, Geneva<BR>December 10, 1990 - March 14, 1991: Advisor to the Prime Minister on economic affairs<BR>March 15, 1991 - June 20, 1991: Chairman, UGC <BR>June 21, 1991 - May 15, 1996: Union finance minister<BR>October 1991: Elected to Rajya Sabha from Assam on Congress ticket<BR>June 1995: Re-elected to Rajya Sabha<BR>1996 onwards: Member, Consultative Committee for the ministry of finance <BR>August 1, 1996 - December 4, 1997: Chairman, Parliamentary standing committee on <SPAN class=st id=st name="st">commerce</SPAN><BR>March 21, 1998 onwards: Leader of the Opposition, Rajya Sabha<BR>June 5, 1998 onwards: Member, committee on finance <BR>August 13, 1998 onwards: Member, committee on rules<BR>Aug 1998-2001: Member, committee of privileges 2000 onwards: Member, executive committee, Indian parliamentary group<BR>June 2001: Re-elected to Rajya Sabha <BR>Aug 2001 onwards: Member, general purposes committee</FONT><B><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><BR><BR><FONT face=Verdana color=#0000a0>BOOKS:</FONT></SPAN></B><BR><FONT face=Verdana color=#0000a0>India's Export Trends and Prospects for Self-Sustained Growth -Clarendon Press, Oxford University, 1964; also published a large number of articles in various economic journals.</FONT><B><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><BR><BR><FONT face=Verdana color=#0000a0>OTHER ACCOMPLISHMENTS:</FONT></SPAN></B><BR><FONT face=Verdana color=#0000a0>Adam Smith Prize, University of Cambridge, 1956<BR>Padma Vibhushan, 1987<BR>Euro money Award, Finance Minister of the Year, 1993; <BR>Asia money Award, Finance Minister of the Year for Asia, 1993 and 1994<SCRIPT><!--D(["mb","<b><span style\u003d\"font-weight:bold\"><br><br>INTERNATIONAL ASSIGNMENTS</span></b>:<br><br>1966: Economic Affairs Officer<br><br>1966-69: Chief, financing for trade section, UNCTAD\n<br><br>1972-74: Deputy for India in IMF Committee of Twenty on International<br>Monetary Reform<br><br>1977-79: Indian delegation to Aid-India Consortium Meetings<br><br>1980-82: Indo-Soviet joint planning group meeting<br>\n<br>1982: Indo-Soviet monitoring group meeting<br><br>1993: Commonwealth Heads of Government Meeting Cyprus 1993: Human<br>Rights World Conference, Vienna<br><br>RECREATION:<br><br>Gymkhana Club, New Delhi; Life Member, India International Centre, New\n<br>Delhi<br></span></font><b><font face\u003d\"Arial\" size\u003d\"6\"><span style\u003d\"font-weight:bold;font-size:24pt;font-family:Arial\"><br><br>Name: Dr Manmohan Singh</span></font></b><font face\u003d\"Arial\"><span style\u003d\"font-family:Arial\">\n<br><br>DOB: September 26, 1932<br><br>Place of Birth: Gah (West Punjab)<br><br>Father: S. Gurmukh Singh<br><br>Mother: Mrs Amrit Kaur<br><br>Married on: September 14, 1958<br><br>Wife: Mrs Gursharan Kaur<br><br>Children: Three daughters\n</span></font><b><font face\u003d\"Arial\" size\u003d\"6\"><span style\u003d\"font-weight:bold;font-size:24pt;font-family:Arial\"><br><br>Our Prime Minister seems to be the most qualified PM all over the world</span></font></b> </div></div>\n</div><br clear\u003d\"all\"><br>-- <br>With Love......................... <WBR>    <br>                              <WBR>   Jolly<br>              +  91 9886321531<br><a href\u003d\"mailto:jollythomas81@yahoo.co.in\" target\u003d\"_blank\" onclick\u003d\"return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)\">jollythomas81@yahoo.co.in</a>\n \n",0]);//--></SCRIPT> </FONT><B><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><BR><BR><FONT face=Verdana color=#0000a0>INTERNATIONAL ASSIGNMENTS</FONT></SPAN></B><FONT face=Verdana color=#0000a0>:<BR>1966: Economic Affairs Officer<BR>1966-69: Chief, financing for trade section, UNCTAD <BR>1972-74: Deputy for India in IMF Committee of Twenty on International Monetary Reform<BR>1977-79: Indian delegation to Aid-India Consortium Meetings<BR>1980-82: Indo-Soviet joint planning group meeting<BR>1982: Indo-Soviet monitoring group meeting<BR>1993: Commonwealth Heads of Government Meeting Cyprus 1993: Human Rights World Conference, Vienna<BR><BR><STRONG>RECREATION</STRONG>:<BR>Gymkhana Club, New Delhi; Life Member, India International Centre, New Delhi<BR></FONT></SPAN><B><FONT size=6><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><FONT face=Verdana color=#0000a0>Name: Dr Manmohan Singh</FONT></SPAN></FONT></B><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><FONT face=Verdana color=#0000a0> <BR><BR>DOB: September 26, 1932<BR>Place of Birth: Gah (West Punjab)<BR>Father: S. Gurmukh Singh<BR>Mother: Mrs Amrit Kaur<BR>Married on: September 14, 1958<BR>Wife: Mrs Gursharan Kaur<BR>Children: Three daughters </FONT></SPAN><B><FONT size=6><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><BR><FONT face=Verdana color=#0000a0><EM>Our Prime Minister seems to be the most qualified PM all over the world...!</EM></FONT></SPAN></FONT></B></P><br><img src="http://ri.rediffiland.com/homepimages/home6/787/143030b4af4a8e3397c189c1fa2e598b/homep/images/1172901818">]]></description><pubDate>Sat, 03 Mar 2007 11:24:22 +0530</pubDate><link>http://kingoflife.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/03/03/Resume-of-our-Prime.html</link></item><item><title>Just for fun...!</title><description><![CDATA[<P align=center><STRONG><FONT size=5>Marriages are made in heaven </FONT></STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><BR>, then what are made in Hell?<B><FONT color=red><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: red"><BR>Ans :</SPAN></FONT></B> the days after marriage </SPAN><FONT face=Sylfaen color=blue size=2><SCRIPT><!--D(["mb","<span style\u003d\"font-size:10pt;color:blue;font-family:Sylfaen\"><br>------------------------------<WBR>------------------------------<WBR>------------------------- \n      </span></font><font size\u003d\"5\"><span style\u003d\"font-size:18pt\"><br>During \n      Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom is made to sit on the horse ? \n      <b><span style\u003d\"font-weight:bold\"><br>He is given his last chance to run \n      away.</span></b> </span></font><font face\u003d\"Sylfaen\" color\u003d\"blue\" size\u003d\"2\"><span style\u003d\"font-size:10pt;color:blue;font-family:Sylfaen\"><br>------------------------------<WBR>------------------------------<WBR>------------------------------<WBR>------------------------------<WBR>------------------------------<WBR>----- \n      </span></font><font size\u003d\"5\"><span style\u003d\"font-size:18pt\"><br>I wrote \n      ur name on the sand ............. <font color\u003d\"red\"><span style\u003d\"color:red\"><br>it got washed away,</span></font> \n      <br>I wrote ur name in air.......................... \n      <font color\u003d\"red\"><span style\u003d\"color:red\"><br>it got blown \n      away,</span></font> <br>So i wrote ur name in my heart............. \n      <br>I<font color\u003d\"blue\"><span style\u003d\"color:blue\"> </span></font><font color\u003d\"red\"><span style\u003d\"color:red\">got a</span></font> <b><span style\u003d\"font-weight:bold\">HEART ATTACK</span></b> </span></font><b><font face\u003d\"Sylfaen\" color\u003d\"blue\" size\u003d\"2\"><span style\u003d\"font-weight:bold;font-size:10pt;color:blue;font-family:Sylfaen\"><br>------------------------------<WBR>------------------------------<WBR>---- \n      </span></font></b><b><font size\u003d\"5\"><span style\u003d\"font-weight:bold;font-size:18pt\"><br><br>LOVE is like a \n      CIGAR</span></font></b><font size\u003d\"5\"><span style\u003d\"font-size:18pt\"><br>It \n      starts with a fire..... continues with smoke.....and ends in ashes... \n      <br>But dont worry - we are <font color\u003d\"red\"><span style\u003d\"color:red\">chain \n      smokers</span></font> <br></span></font><font face\u003d\"Sylfaen\" color\u003d\"blue\" size\u003d\"2\"><span style\u003d\"font-size:10pt;color:blue;font-family:Sylfaen\"><br>------------------------------",1]);//--></SCRIPT><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Sylfaen"><BR>------------------------------<WBR>------------------------------<WBR>------------------------- </SPAN></FONT><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><BR>During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom is made to sit on the horse ? <B><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><BR>He is given his last chance to run away.</SPAN></B> </SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Sylfaen color=blue size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Sylfaen"><BR>------------------------------<WBR>------------------------------<WBR>------------------------------<WBR>--------------<BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><BR>I wrote ur name on the sand ............. <FONT color=red><SPAN style="COLOR: red"><BR>it got washed away,</SPAN></FONT> <BR>I wrote ur name in air.......................... <FONT color=red><SPAN style="COLOR: red"><BR>it got blown away,</SPAN></FONT> <BR>So i wrote ur name in my heart............. <BR>I<FONT color=blue><SPAN style="COLOR: blue"> </SPAN></FONT><FONT color=red><SPAN style="COLOR: red">got a</SPAN></FONT> <B><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">HEART ATTACK</SPAN></B> </SPAN></FONT><B><FONT face=Sylfaen color=blue size=2><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Sylfaen"><BR>------------------------------<WBR>------------------------------<WBR>---- </SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><BR><BR>LOVE is like a CIGAR</SPAN></FONT></B><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><BR>It starts with a fire..... continues with smoke.....and ends in ashes... <BR>But dont worry - we are <FONT color=red><SPAN style="COLOR: red">chain smokers</SPAN></FONT> <BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Sylfaen color=blue size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Sylfaen"><BR>------------------------------<SCRIPT><!--D(["mb","<WBR>------------------------------<WBR>------------------------------<WBR>------------------------------<WBR>---------</span></font> \n      </p>\n      <p style\u003d\"text-align:center\" align\u003d\"center\"><font face\u003d\"Times New Roman\" size\u003d\"5\"><span style\u003d\"font-size:18pt\"><br>ur \n      smile can be compared to a <font color\u003d\"red\"><span style\u003d\"color:red\">flower \n      </span></font><br>ur voice can be compared to a <font color\u003d\"red\"><span style\u003d\"color:red\">cuckoo</span></font><br>ur inocence to a \n      <font color\u003d\"red\"><span style\u003d\"color:red\">child </span></font><br>but in \n      stupidity <br>u have no comparison <b><span style\u003d\"font-weight:bold\"><br>u r the best</span></b> \n      <br></span></font><font face\u003d\"Sylfaen\" color\u003d\"blue\" size\u003d\"2\"><span style\u003d\"font-size:10pt;color:blue;font-family:Sylfaen\"><br>------------------------------<WBR>------------------------------<WBR>-------------------</span></font> \n      </p>\n      <p style\u003d\"text-align:center\" align\u003d\"center\"><font face\u003d\"Times New Roman\" size\u003d\"5\"><span style\u003d\"font-size:18pt\"><br>True love is like a pillow<font color\u003d\"red\"><span style\u003d\"color:red\"><br>u can hug when u r in trouble <br>u \n      can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy \n      </span></font><br>so when u need true love<b><span style\u003d\"font-weight:bold\"><br>spend Rs.50/-</span></b>Buy a pillow \n      </span></font><br><font face\u003d\"Sylfaen\" color\u003d\"blue\" size\u003d\"2\"><span style\u003d\"font-size:10pt;color:blue;font-family:Sylfaen\"><br>------------------------------<WBR>------------------------------<WBR>------------------------------<WBR>------------------------------<WBR>--- \n      </span></font><font size\u003d\"5\"><span style\u003d\"font-size:18pt\"><br><br>Dear \n      Friend,<font color\u003d\"red\"><span style\u003d\"color:red\"> <br><br>when i ask u \n      flower,</span></font><br>u give me bouquet<font color\u003d\"red\"><span style\u003d\"color:red\"><br>when i ask u a stone</span></font><br>u give me a \n      statue<font color\u003d\"red\"><span style\u003d\"color:red\"> <br>when i ask u a \n      feather</span></font> <br>u give me peacock",1]);//--></SCRIPT> <WBR>------------------------------<WBR>------------------------------<WBR>-------------</SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><BR>ur smile can be compared to a <FONT color=red><SPAN style="COLOR: red">flower </SPAN></FONT><BR>ur voice can be compared to a <FONT color=red><SPAN style="COLOR: red">cuckoo</SPAN></FONT><BR>ur inocence to a <FONT color=red><SPAN style="COLOR: red">child </SPAN></FONT><BR>but in stupidity <BR>u have no comparison <B><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><BR>u r the best</SPAN></B> <BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Sylfaen color=blue size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Sylfaen"><BR>------------------------------<WBR>------------------------------<WBR>-------------------</SPAN></FONT> </P><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><BR>True love is like a pillow<FONT color=red><SPAN style="COLOR: red"><BR>u can hug when u r in trouble <BR>u can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy </SPAN></FONT><BR>so when u need true love<B><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><BR>spend Rs.50/-</SPAN></B>Buy a pillow </SPAN></FONT><BR><FONT face=Sylfaen color=blue size=2>